I know there have been multiple wikis on this, but for whatever reason, I can't properly install AFP or OpenSSH (I seem to be having some trouble with Installer, or I'm just doing everything improperly).

Anyhow, I jailbroke my phone solely to customize SMS tones, namely to add this one (feel free to judge).

I've gotten the hang of Cydia and Winterboard for the most part, but if someone would be willing to host this or walk me through the process, I'd be really grateful. I'm a bit technologically retarded and have spent wayyy too much time on this already.