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    omg

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthBravo View Post
    your lawyer saved him from the blender?
    My lawyer is a ninja with much experience dealing with state farm's shenanigans. He'll take state farm "To court"... Heh heh heh
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    Nothing wrong with a little cat pancakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by awesomeSlayer View Post
    Why is State Farm doing this? I mean somewhere in Asia, it's understandable. But, here, what is wrong with them?
    The guy in the ads... He says that "You're in good hands"... That's how he lures the cats in, they think they're safe... But really, they're just throwing themselves into a meat mincer... And onto his plate.

    He's the one behind it all. There is no insurance. Just him and his blender.
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthBravo View Post
    Nothing wrong with a little cat pancakes
    Actually, if you shave the cats face off, the compress it (I use a waffle iron) it goes great with a little syrup and butter. Watch out for the whiskers, though they stick in your teeth like nothing else.
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    How many cats have you lost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthBravo View Post
    How many cats have you lost?
    This incident would make fourteen.
    State farm: 11
    Enterprise: 3

    These may seem like shocking statistics, until you realize how many my lawyers have saved.

    Lawyers: 37

    I have no idea what enterprise does with the cats, though.
    I think they put them on hamster wheels and use them to power their cars to pick you up.
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    wow

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    Gotta try those cat pancakes!
    Asking for help is different from being stupid. Fanboys can rot in @#$%!

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    they sound great

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    Isn't it funny how you always find things in the last place you look?
    And it will be like a taco inside a taco within a Taco Bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside your dream!

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