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    A former friend keyed my car and i need ideas to get revenge. help me out.

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    Take a **** on his car.
    Gun.
    Sex his Girlfriend.
    Sex Him.
    Bat+Car.
    Key his car in return.
    Post a Picture of him all over the city saying "Lost my pet Monkey".
    **** in a Bottle and Pee in it put it in his car(Make sure its a hot day) So when he opens the car he will have a very nice surprise(Make sure you eat Taco Bell)
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    Go to your local sporting goods/hunting store and get a bottle of "doe in heat" urine. You also need a syringe or at least something like one that will squirt a very small stream. Wait for them to leave a window cracked on a hot day and squirt a few CC's in. The smell is extremely obnoxious and will most likely never fully go away.
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    bash all his windows with a bat. Or, anything you can break off.
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    Beat his a$$ up man.
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    Or do what i said
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    Always take it a step further so he knows not not mess with you
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    Read the recommended dosage levels on the pack, then multiply it by two. Make sure it has no smell and taste, or add it to a soft drink or alchoholic drink so that taste is hidden.

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    Fill some sugar in his cars tank or better fill up his cars keyholes with super glue:-)
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    Eye for an Eye. If he has a car, key it, bigger and better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kruejl View Post
    Go to your local sporting goods/hunting store and get a bottle of "doe in heat" urine. You also need a syringe or at least something like one that will squirt a very small stream. Wait for them to leave a window cracked on a hot day and squirt a few CC's in. The smell is extremely obnoxious and will most likely never fully go away.
    ^^ that is always a nice one, Or you can use a fish from the supper market as well. You dont want to do anything illegal or REAL nasty that will get you in trouble with the police there are a lot of little things you can do. A good one is if you know his email and phone number you can post a pic of him and a detailed description of him on SEVERAL dating sites.............. make sure it says male looking for male. the fun goes on for a long time!!!

    Yeah the laxative in brownies works real good as well get chocolate lax and mix with brownie mix.

    If you can get into his car you can scare the crap out of him by using a model rocket motor, a close pin, some string and a bunch of fire crackers. ( you put them together so that when he opens the car a circuit is closed with the motor and the close pin and the fire crackers go off. You can get the info off the internet.

    Sugar in the gas tank does not always work, supper glue is good but again I would stay away from the property damage. Or anything else you can get arrested for. It will not matter that HE did it first.

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    um call the cops

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    Have your insurance company pay for an awesome new custom paint job. Then tell your ex-friend "Thanks I love it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broomhead View Post
    Have your insurance company pay for an awesome new custom paint job. Then tell your ex-friend "Thanks I love it"
    While his insurance rates sky rocket.
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    You got to pay to play

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeal View Post
    Sex Him.
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    You could deflate all of his tires and fill them with helium , then he will slide all over the place. I like the doe scent idea. You could ham his car so his paint falls off, or cook some eggs on his hood .
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    I like the doe paint idea. Or do a paintball driveby. Crack raw eggs over his engine, and make sure they are caught somewhere. Overnight, they will smell like crap, and when he turns his car on, it will rush inside.
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    How bad was it keyed? File charges on him and see if he finds destruction of property a fun prank in the future.

    And hey, new paintjob for you!

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    kill him with kindness....








    ...not!!!!

    its firework season so you shouldn't have too much trouble finding stink bombs....or it would be funny to leave his car on cinder blocks unless you need a special lug key to get them off

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    Lol Stick a baseball in his Muffler
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