I was just thinking that with the diverse crowd here it would be great if we all posted jokes about the countries we hail from. For example, I'm born and raised in the United States, currently living in Alaska:

First Alaskan: Boy, it was too bad to hear about Bob's car accident, he suffered so much brain damage they had to ship him off to the Lower48.

Second Alaskan: Yes, that's too bad, how long do they figure he'll be in the hospital?

First Alaskan: Hospital? Who said anything about a hospital?

So there you go, a start! Please try to keep the jokes PG-13 so we can all enjoy them!