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    Default Ways to die...
    here is my list of sic twisted and random ways to die...

    please contribute if you can think of anything cool..


    knocked against a wall then skull forced and smushed..

    trip on a towel by a pool and get tangled and drown

    locked naked in a freezer at -10öC

    you dog pulls you across the road chasing a ball, sticking you in front of a speeding car


    LOCKED in a room filled with beer and left to drown(possibly the best way for any man to go)

    caught in a lift between 2 very large guys who fart a lot

    carrying a coffin down some stairs at a funeral and the handle breaks dropping the coffin and crushing you
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    uhhh..no thanks..


    i wanna die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep, while the passengers in his car were all screaming..

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    You are sick for even contemplating this.

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    hmm... be talking on the iPhone when Apple and AT&T activate the hidden taser, effectively killing every user worldwide.

    Step one: Activate hidden taser
    Step two: ????
    Step three: Profit
    And it will be like a taco inside a taco within a Taco Bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside your dream!

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    Very unimaginative. Do what the Tamils do, tie each of your limbs to an different elephants tail, and throw peanuts in all directions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seann33uk View Post
    trip on a towel by a pool and get tangled and drown
    If you die this way you deserve to DIE.

    For failing so hard..

    EDM

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    Just imagine that...

    No.1
    ...you work on a big cutter which cuts meat for sausages and you slip and fall into the machine :-P

    No.2
    or get rolled over by a steamrunner... (would be a flattening experience)...

    No.3
    Or getting smashed by a couple of ladies which are ready to kill because there is a sale in a clothing dept(or something else they are interested in...) and you just got the last thing(item) they are wanting so bad... *OH NO*
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    Girlfriend killing you in your sleep after she finds out you cheated on her.
    EDM

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    If I were you, I wouldn't post any ideas because anybody could be looking for ways to die and they may use yours. And it won't do any good

    "Everybody has common sense, but most just don't use it, then you wonder why?" - Neo-Tech

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    1. Tie one end of a 50 foot rope around your neck
    2. Tie the other end to the back bumper of your car
    3. Get in the car and hit the highway and get up to about 70MPH
    4. Set the cruise control on a fairly straight bit of highway
    5. Open your door and hop out

    This is not made up either. I worked as a paramedic and this is how a patient had killed himself.

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    Lol This thread is full of Emo.
    EDM

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    whats the point of replying to this dumb post

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    Quote Originally Posted by sedjav View Post
    whats the point of replying to this dumb post
    Haha Post count from 48 to.. 49!
    EDM

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    I like the elephant idea

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    Lol this is messed up but yeh I agree with Aiyo the elephant one is the most creative

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