I <sarcasm> need </sarcasm> a self destruct app on my iPhone.

I also want telezap so I can shock people who piss me off during a phone call.



--Cue:Upsetting Phone Call--
"Well, mabey you shouldn't be so stupid!"
me: " What??"
!!ZAP!!
"What the hell man??!?!???!!!?!?!?"
!!ZAP!!
me: "Yeah! You should be careful on the phone!"
--CLICK--