I have the lack of intelligence, logic, thought, kn0wledge, common sense, ethics, manners and the sense of reality. I have no use for spelling, grammar, writing, and the proper use of the English language anymore. I do al0t of analysis, critical thinking, observation, critique, lecturing, arguing & debating 4 sh0. I like technology, the Internerd, being a secret Internerd junkie, Weapons of Mass Destruction. Narcoleptic insomniacs (never sleeping), wasting bandwidth, crashing your LAN party, computer/telecommunications security, k0dez, w@rez, t-filez, P2P, piracy, breaking copyright laws, violating EULA's, open shares, open source, GPL, encryption, data recovery, h4x0r1ng/cr4x1ng your girls photobucket account and finding all her secret n00diez, reverse engineering, social engineering, PS3/Xbox360, reading your e-mail, x25, Usenet, IRC, Firefox, NForce, Packetnews, Indymedia, AdBusters, TheTruth, FARK, TMND, Something Awful, Albino Blacksheep, Google, eBay, Craigslist (specifically "Missed Connections"). Can't forget birthdays, weddings & divorces.