Really thinking about using the death excuse for Iphone 5

[JStraitiff]

i say you do it. But i imagine they'll want you to pay the close out fee to close the account. it doesnt matter if the phone is for you because your dad is the contract holder.

[i.Annie]

Children. There's a fine line between innocence and impudence. Lol this is all just so silly though.

I mean, what would your dad think of you if he ever knew that he raised a child who looks at death so lightheartedly, to attempt to manipulate someone else with the concept, for a cell phone? If you faked your death to get money for charity, maybe someone will turn the other cheek but for a cell phone...that's half hilarious and half silly.

[JimHe]

Not an attorney, however, if you do get in some deep dodo be prepared. Make a video documenting everything narrated by yourself showing yourself in it and give it to a "friend" for safe keeping. If the popo come and take you away, have your "friend" upload the video to YouTube where it is sure to go "hyper-viral". Next stop will be your video on all of the nightly national news outlets as the first person to die by "iPhone". With all the publicity your attorney may be able to get your case dismissed because you cannot get a "fair trial" as a result of all the publicity. Cool!

[raduga]

I added a third option to the poll

Can we change it to "Everyone posting in this thread should go to jail"?

[Stray]

Can we change it to "Everyone posting in this thread should go to jail"?

Why should I go to jail for posting in here?

[jetnjester]

WOW YOU GUYS ARE........ I don't know but hey I give the kid props!!!! Original and he is ready with a document, way to go. Do you all forget way back when jailbreaking was illegal. Let me guess you all don't speed ethier. Hey - good idea, there could be a chance of you may get caught but what is the likelyhood of AT&T calling the local court house and verifying it? Slim to none. I live in a state that allows me to tint all my windows in my truck - including he front windshield if I have medical reasons that fit. Well I paid the fee and did it legally for 4 of my vehicles - since thenI have sold and replaced 3 of the cars...... so instead of paying the state another whatever dollars I copied/photoshoped and printed new certificates for my new cars and you know what..... THEY WORK. I have been pulled over a few times and everytime they worked. They dont go to the state capital and go check..... nope they look at it and say thank you sir and send me on my way.
Like the old saying goes....
No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe!!!!!

[i.Annie]

I think the kid is long gone since this discussion.

Sure is an old topic unless he held out for this long haha.

[Stray]

WOW YOU GUYS ARE........ I don't know but hey I give the kid props!!!! Original and he is ready with a document, way to go. Do you all forget way back when jailbreaking was illegal. Let me guess you all don't speed ethier. Hey - good idea, there could be a chance of you may get caught but what is the likelyhood of AT&T calling the local court house and verifying it? Slim to none. I live in a state that allows me to tint all my windows in my truck - including he front windshield if I have medical reasons that fit. Well I paid the fee and did it legally for 4 of my vehicles - since thenI have sold and replaced 3 of the cars...... so instead of paying the state another whatever dollars I copied/photoshoped and printed new certificates for my new cars and you know what..... THEY WORK. I have been pulled over a few times and everytime they worked. They dont go to the state capital and go check..... nope they look at it and say thank you sir and send me on my way.
Like the old saying goes....
No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe!!!!!

Moving on -whistles-

[Marilina]

I hope this is the joke section.

[djdraco]

What's the plan if someone who works for them reads this post? That is considered fraud, highly illegal.

[PReCioSa]

ur *******

Mod edit: watch the language please, some terms can be offensive to others.

[celeron]

Lol

[dannyrocket]

It's not worth it man,just do the upgrade then start saving to cancel your plan,that's what I'm gonna do.then I'm off to h2o wireless

I have tmobile and been waiting for a unlock solution but went to H20 today And 60$ got me unlimited calls,tex,mms and 2gb 3G speeds and am very happy with them so far!

[enKay]

First of all, you are a POS for even thinking of doing this.

Secondly, this looks nothing like an official death certificate. If I was working at that store I would call the police on you, which leads me to number 3,

Have fun putting your "iPhone 5" on silent as you walk into court on felony charges.

The fact that you are actually thinking of this makes me have almost no faith in humanity whatsoever.

You are a *****.