i'm trying to find a broken theme, or an "i fixed it" theme... something that looks legitimately broken to people seeing you use your phone, or possibly like you wrote on your broken screen with sharpie... i searched as much as i could and downloaded countless themes from cydia with no good results... did find one that sounded like i smashed a piece of glass when i unlocked it, and scared the crap outa myself, but not what i was looking for... here's what gave me the idea...