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01-12-2012, 11:16 AM #1
Agreeing to iTunes' Terms of Service Means You Promise Not to Make a Nuclear Bomb
South Park may have lampooned Apple’s iTunes terms of service agreement along with the millions who blindly accept the terms without reading them last year, but they missed a comedic gold mine.
Everyone who accepts Apple’s iTunes terms of service agrees to not use the product to produce nuclear bombs.
It’s there, it’s real, and I had no idea iTunes was an integral factor in the nuclear bomb production process. Well, the terms of service also prohibits the production of chemical or biological weapons with iTunes. I’ve searched through iTunes' many tabs and menus and still haven’t found anything regarding enriched uranium, guided missile systems, or rare strains of deadly diseases to be released unto the masses.
Perhaps the recent bombing of an Iranian Nuclear scientist was Apple’s retaliation for using iTunes to make motivational playlists for those involved in Iran’s nuclear development program? Who knew Apple was so concerned about matters of national security?
I guess the iTunes burn disk icon can now be interpreted literally...
Source: Business Insider
Last edited by Phillip Swanson; 01-12-2012 at 11:20 AM.
01-12-2012, 11:18 AM #2
If I was building nuclear bombs & using my iPhone as the trigger, I'm pretty sure violating iTunes Terms of Service would be the least of my worries!
01-12-2012, 11:27 AM #3
Not to be a party pooper, but this is very old news.
One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't... (it's at the bottom of the page)
edit: The whole article is actually quite funny, so give it a read.
Last edited by dhamien; 01-12-2012 at 11:35 AM.We're all just toymakers in the game of life.
01-12-2012, 11:27 AM #4
They foiled my plan to build a nuclear warhead with iTunes and then get Apple sued for permitting me to break U.S. laws.
01-12-2012, 11:28 AM #5
Is is too late to opt out of this???
01-12-2012, 11:29 AM #6
Ah man. I wouldn't want to break my iTunes term of service, now my weekend is ruined! Thanks a bunch, Apple.
01-12-2012, 11:30 AM #7
Does making a nuclear weapon void your warranty then?
01-12-2012, 11:34 AM #8
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01-12-2012, 11:39 AM #10
I have one question...who actually read the whole agreement?
01-12-2012, 11:42 AM #11
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01-12-2012, 11:43 AM #12
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01-12-2012, 11:52 AM #14
Also, iOS can not be used for starting a zombie apocalypse.
01-12-2012, 12:00 PM #15
So if someone lives in Iran does this part about obeying U.S. law apply to them?
01-12-2012, 12:02 PM #16
Well thanks to tht person, my plans of blowing up the white house are over. Took me months to make tht white explosive packages. Would rather not ruined my agreement with apple cuz they might sue
01-12-2012, 12:06 PM #17
Welp back to android.
01-12-2012, 12:16 PM #18
01-12-2012, 12:20 PM #19
Gosh dangit, what if I already built it? It's an iphone bomb stand back and watch me blow it up
01-12-2012, 12:50 PM #20