Rumors Point to Three Different Sizes for Upcoming Apple Television Set

[JacquesChirac]

Apple TV? I CAN SEE IT NOW!

Third model will be 21.5 inches. Starts at the low price of $1599, and it'll sell out in 5 hours after release.

1st generation Apple TV will have glorious 480p resolution. 2nd generation, they'll stick an "[S]" on it and give it the brand new innovative 720p RETINA resolution. 3rd generation and beyond, they may consider adding 3G. All higher end models (only) may get the Blu-ray attachment.

Afterwards, after it gets as popular as the iPhone, Apple will start suing other TV manufacturers into oblivion for "stealing" their TV blueprints because Apple innovated the rectangular-TV design first. People won't mind as long as they get their Fox News and Facebook.

Hahahah brilliant.

[NegativeBeef]

apple tv? I can see it now!

Third model will be 21.5 inches. Starts at the low price of $1599, and it'll sell out in 5 hours after release.

1st generation apple tv will have glorious 480p resolution. 2nd generation, they'll stick an "[s]" on it and give it the brand new innovative 720p retina resolution. 3rd generation and beyond, they may consider adding 3g. All higher end models (only) may get the blu-ray attachment.

Afterwards, after it gets as popular as the iphone, apple will start suing other tv manufacturers into oblivion for "stealing" their tv blueprints because apple innovated the rectangular-tv design first. People won't mind as long as they get their fox news and facebook.

lmao!!!!!

[elite_jounin]

Apple TV? I CAN SEE IT NOW!

Third model will be 21.5 inches. Starts at the low price of $1599, and it'll sell out in 5 hours after release.

1st generation Apple TV will have glorious 480p resolution. 2nd generation, they'll stick an "[S]" on it and give it the brand new innovative 720p RETINA resolution. 3rd generation and beyond, they may consider adding 3G. All higher end models (only) may get the Blu-ray attachment.

Afterwards, after it gets as popular as the iPhone, Apple will start suing other TV manufacturers into oblivion for "stealing" their TV blueprints because Apple innovated the rectangular-TV design first. People won't mind as long as they get their Fox News and Facebook.

Just wanted to say thank you for this post, you made my day reading this man!! THANKS!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[lorderick70]

Thousands of people will fall in line again once this tv is released. You can take that to the bank!

[docmagoo2]

I have $39 000 burning a hole in my pocket. I was going to burn it all...but I think spending it on an overpriced Apple TV will amount to the same thing.

This made me laugh!