How Much Crazy Hijinx Can You Get Away With at The Apple Store?

[Wiley John Wright]

Apple employees are usually pretty relaxed when it comes to what they consider acceptable behavior in their stores. Over the last few years, however, some customers have upped the ante with crazy antics that would ordinarily get them thrown out of other retail stores.

It’s not too surprising that some people really enjoy showing off in the Apple Store. After all, the stores are well lit and customers can freely access computers equipped with cameras, video editing software and access to the internet. When you put all of these things together, something interesting is bound to happen sooner or later.

So Mark Malkoff of My Damn Channel decided to ask the question, “Is there a limit to what the Apple Store will allow?” The results may surprise you. Mark set off to see just how many crazy antics the Apple Store would let him get away with before asking him to leave. The sort answer is quite a bit actually. So he set himself a series of four challenges designed to test Apple’s resolve.



First, Mark decided to see if he could get a Pizza delivered to the SoHo Store in New York City. After waiting for 30 minutes, a pizza deliveryman showed up with his order. A nearby employee watching him pay for his pizza merely says, “That’s awesome.” No one even noticed when started eating it right there in the store.

Next up, “Will they allow me to have a romantic date with my extremely tall wife?”
Yes, but unfortunately, store employees wouldn’t turn down the lights for their romantic evening out.



For the next challenge, “Could I get an Apple Store employee to help fix my broken iPhone while dressed as the most evil man in the universe?” The answer? Yes, but their initial advice was that he should simply “Use the force.” It would also seem that Darth used to be a Hotmail user, but recently switched to Gmail instead. You wouldn’t usually expect Darth to be a big hugger, but apparently he is now. So yes, you can go to the Apple Store dressed as your favorite Star Wars character as long as you’re willing to give out a few hugs along the way. Oh, and they did help him fix his iPhone.

“And finally, we all know the Apple Store will allow a dog, but how about a goat?” It would seem that goats are a go as long as you take them to the Broadway and 67th Street store. This particular goat seemed to be more of a Mac goat than a PC goat and apparently he enjoyed the Apple Store so much that he didn’t want to leave. Mark finally had to carry him out.

So there you have it. Apple Store employees will let you get away with just about anything in the store. But if you try to return something, I doubt they’ll be as forgiving.

Source: My Damn Channel

[The Man of Sand]

Lmao, that is all I have to say.

[elitejelly]

haha thats awesome! I hope he can find the limit one day

[The Man of Sand]

haha thats awesome! I hope he can find the limit one day

I don't think there is a limit

[jjh4ck3rs]

‪getting kicked out of the apple store for passing out jailbreak guides‬‏ - YouTube

passing out jailbreaking guides in the store .. apparently not acceptable and got in a fight with fatass big tits lady tht said she owned the store . yeh . shove it

[seizlapee]

maybe if he punches an employee in the face, or if he pics and itouches and starts juggling it

[raduga]

So there you have it. Apple Store employees will let you get away with just about anything in the store. But if you try to return something, I doubt they’ll be as forgiving.

Source: My Damn Channel

So,
what happens if I need to return the goat?
Will they take it back?

Can I get AppleCare for my iGoat?

[alexevo]

‪getting kicked out of the apple store for passing out jailbreak guides‬‏ - YouTube

passing out jailbreaking guides in the store .. apparently not acceptable and got in a fight with fatass big tits lady tht said she owned the store . yeh . shove it

Mmm...big tits.

Anyway, I'm up for a little Apple Store Challenge. I say a few of us attempt to camp INSIDE the Apple store prior to the next iPhone launch instead of outside. I'll bring a tent and a hibachi if someone will bring burgers and hot dogs.

[raduga]

Mmm...big tits.

Anyway, I'm up for a little Apple Store Challenge. I say a few of us attempt to camp INSIDE the Apple store prior to the next iPhone launch instead of outside. I'll bring a tent and a hibachi if someone will bring burgers and hot dogs.

Maybe the Goat would be acceptable if BBQed?

[whereswaldo]

He should of gone around jailbreaking every iDevice in the store with ijailbreakme, the catch is he should of told an apple employee when he was done

[Daerid]

That's awesome!

[psp257]

epic, just epic

[hookedonkronix]

"I used to be with 'Hoth' Mail." ROFL

[vthree]

this is by far the craziest!! saw this a while back: ‪KATY PERRY- FIREWORK (APPLE STORE)‬‏ - YouTube a guy is cross dressing and singing katy perry's fire work... LOL

[Franberry]

This story had me in tears! Mark has got some cohones....I would never have the nerve to try this stuff in an Apple Store.

[The Man of Sand]

"I used to be with 'Hoth' Mail." ROFL

Lmaowrofl

[coolguy742]

‪getting kicked out of the apple store for passing out jailbreak guides‬‏ - YouTube

passing out jailbreaking guides in the store .. apparently not acceptable and got in a fight with fatass big tits lady tht said she owned the store . yeh . shove it

Profanity much bro? But really its not needed or wanted on MMi

[wljw69]

Thats hilarious. I like the passing out jailbreaking guides idea. Someone should do that

[Rokesomesmeefer]

Profanity much bro? But really its not needed or wanted on MMi

Neither are the Morality Police. Just sayin'...

[SwatPac]

Neither are the Morality Police. Just sayin'...

Damn right! What is this, kindergarten? I think we are all big boys and girls who could handle a little "profanity" on the Internet. Grow up and hop-off.