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Designer Ronen Kadushin has designed the ultimate iPhone killer. And this one - unlike a plethora of smartphones that have promised to do the same - can actually obliterate any...
05-19-2010, 12:28 PM #1
Meet The Real iPhone Killer
Designer Ronen Kadushin has designed the ultimate iPhone killer. And this one - unlike a plethora of smartphones that have promised to do the same - can actually obliterate any iPhone in its wake. Literally.
Your iPhone will certainly be modified for good if you take this little beauty to your handset. Thanks to Kadushin - a designer with an obvious sense of humor - we can now enjoy an open-source mallet called the "iPhone Killer." And you guessed it. It's used for "killing" iPhones by smashing them to pieces. Sort of like "jailbreaking"... but with just the "breaking" part.
Mocking the tired, overused buzz words common to the smartphone industry, the "iPhone Killer" was presented in Steve Jobs-like fashion by Mr. Kadushin and has quickly become a hot item of amusement across the blogosphere. "Whenever a new hand held device, or new exciting smartphone hits the market," said Kadushin, "a question roars through the internet, tech blogs and news: Is this the iPhone killer? I'd like to introduce you to the iPhonekiller... It's amazing... It is an open design, you can download it from my website, produce and use it."
Kadushin, of course, is alluding to this big fat mallet that sports a laser-cut steel head attached to a sturdy wooden handle. I would imagine it's pretty effective at pulverizing an assortment of gadgets, but the look and feel just scream "iPhone."
Image via dezeen
05-19-2010, 12:32 PM #2
lmaoo his 15 seconds of fame
05-19-2010, 12:36 PM #3
Dumbest post ever on this site. Waste of time reading it
05-19-2010, 12:37 PM #4
05-19-2010, 12:37 PM #5
this is so useless
05-19-2010, 02:16 PM #6
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I'd use it to break all the "iPhone killers" since there's soo many out there.
05-19-2010, 02:26 PM #7
You Buy something to break it? then don't buy it! it's simple! i hate this iphone killer! i wish to give me all of his iphones or buy me some than break them! people is mad........
05-19-2010, 02:39 PM #8
I wish someone would smash it over his head!
05-19-2010, 02:40 PM #9
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05-19-2010, 02:40 PM #10
jesus, its just a joke. relax people, no one forces you to buy one.
i found the iPhone"killer" quite funny
05-19-2010, 02:45 PM #11
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05-19-2010, 02:51 PM #12
why would they waste their time? this is stupid
05-19-2010, 02:59 PM #13
How is this a waste of time? HTC is producing a iPhone killer... then Blackberry is up for something... then HP is doing something with palm tablets.. to kill iPhone.. well Nothing had happened these past years.. This guys actually designed one that will definitely kill the iPhone once and for all!
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05-19-2010, 03:06 PM #14
I would have made an elbow joint on it so it hits the whole surface of the iPhone this is a pretty faulty design and uncraftsmen like poor design and it's not even sleek on the sides maybe I'll take sum time and make the proper iPhone smasher!!! Hehe Ismasher
05-19-2010, 03:25 PM #15
does no one get the joke.... lol
i thought it was hilarious
good job dood
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05-19-2010, 03:32 PM #16
that is actually a good looking mallet, i'd probably buy it over a regular one...
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05-19-2010, 03:36 PM #17
SMH @ the people that are actually bothered by this being posted. Just read it, find it funny or not, move the **** on, and get over yourself.
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05-19-2010, 03:37 PM #18
Seriously???? Somebody "insults" your precious iPhone and you guys immediately hate this? If this was called the Android killer you would all probably love it. F*cking learn to take a joke people! Does Jobs let you people have a sense of humor or is it a thing of the past like flash?
05-19-2010, 03:44 PM #19
05-19-2010, 03:45 PM #20
How much longer must this circus continue?