"Cry Translator" App Translates Babies' Screams

**toyvan** · 11-16-2009, 08:51 PM

Since I'm a parent of two, and have one in the oven(not my oven, the wifey's oven), I feel it my obligation to say that if u need an app like this then u shouldn't have children!

**madczech** · 11-16-2009, 11:36 PM

hhaahaha i mean how should that work?!

**yahoowizard** · 11-16-2009, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by z28kid

lol, Are people too lazy to learn what a babies cry means? Is that not part of becoming a new parent?

I find that pretty funny regarding the cat purrer and dog barker translators. When a dog barks it means two things. Stranger or Ball. lol

I guess we just need to attach the iPhone to a machine, and the machine will take care of the feeding, caring, and playing with the baby, lol. Then, watch them blame the machines when the kids go bad.

**truenorth** · 11-17-2009, 12:05 AM

Saw the Oprah show where the Aussie woman who observed this behavior in babies was a guest. I was so skeptical I laughed at first. But she demonstrated to a live audience that her systems works. A baby who cried incessantly during the show stopped within seconds! Keep an open mind, folks.

Just dunno if this app has anything to do with that woman or her book.

**punkstar31** · 11-17-2009, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by z28kid

lol, Are people too lazy to learn what a babies cry means? Is that not part of becoming a new parent?

I find that pretty funny regarding the cat purrer and dog barker translators. When a dog barks it means two things. Stranger or Ball. lol

Or "squirrel".

Sorry.. I just saw "Up".

EDIT:
Double sorry.. didn't read the second page of the post and noticed someone beat me to it.

**liton** · 11-17-2009, 12:26 AM

Great concept but stupid software so far what I learn from the peoples feedback on iTunes store.

**THEINFAMOUS** · 11-17-2009, 05:59 AM

**DarkWhite** · 11-17-2009, 08:37 AM

Doesn't work on my baby, maybe it's her accent

**ifonemaniac** · 11-17-2009, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by fleurya

Well if no other South Park fan is going to say it, then I will:

"Simpsons did it!!!"

damn it, i opened this POS thread with every intention of typing that.... oh well ...maybe next they'll make an app that will block out the sun! Or maybe a monorail app.

**imilad** · 11-17-2009, 12:44 PM

This would have been an awesome app if it actually worked... look at the reviews on iTunes EVERYONE is complaining.

**nighthawk283** · 11-18-2009, 11:42 AM

HAHAH sure

**SchmilK** · 11-18-2009, 01:14 PM

As my wife said "If you need an iphone to determine what your baby needs, then you are spending too much time with the phone and not enough time with the baby" LOL but I had to try it anyways, we have our first baby who is 9 weeks old...unfortunately most of the time it responds with 'Bored' alot of the time it says 'Error, maybe the baby is too far away'

Whatever, it was a good way for some jerk to make a quick buck and get popular LOL...

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Since I'm a parent of two, and have one in the oven(not my oven, the wifey's oven), I feel it my obligation to say that if u need an app