Apple CFO Tim Cook Widely Expected to Present iPad 2

[eman297]

You'd think by now we would have the technology to transplant his head on to a healthier body.

hahahahhahahahahahaha they should clone emporer jobs LOL

[Lombardo Joe]

You'd think by now we would have the technology to transplant his head on to a healthier body.

There was an app from that but it didn't get approved into the app store. They're working on getting it into Cydia.

[MetallicaFan1991]

So there's no hot chic that can fill in for Steve??

I'll miss Steve, hope he's back for the iPhone 5 keynote.

[njp316]

Why do all these assbags care about Steve-O? He didn't create ****. Ever. Who cares who presents the product? At his best he was a complete clown

[santacruzlocal]

It takes a real dumb *** to mess up a slide show presentation !!! He should be fine !!!

[steve-z17]

+1

This guy is good tho just not jobs

Agreed, you can't replace a Steve Jobs! Tim really wants Apple to succeed, he does an excellent job for them.

[GellBrake'rrrr]

I wonder if Tim will be honoring the tradition by wearing a Black sweatshirt and blue jeans.....

[endwaro]

One thing I always liked about Steve Jobs presenting the new products is that you can actually see how genuinely excited he is. It's a bummer, but Tim Cook is where he is in the company for a reason. He'll do just fine.

Exactly Steve Jobs has a heart and shares emotions hahha

I wonder if Tim will be honoring the tradition by wearing a Black sweatshirt and blue jeans.....

He will make a new one haha still i do like Steves way

Agreed, you can't replace a Steve Jobs! Tim really wants Apple do succeed, he does an excellent job for them.

+1

[middiepal]

Why do all these assbags care about Steve-O? He didn't create ****. Ever. Who cares who presents the product? At his best he was a complete clown

He was the co-founder of apple.. So if he didn't create the company alongside steve wozniak and ronald wayne.. Would apple inc even exist?

[chuk12chuk]

Agreed....

[The Amazing Atheist]

Why do all these assbags care about Steve-O? He didn't create ****. Ever. Who cares who presents the product? At his best he was a complete clown

Your a tool. Learn more on apple's history and see how much Jobs contributed to the technical world we live in.

I will shed a tear the day he dies >

[h2a]

Why do all these assbags care about Steve-O? He didn't create ****. Ever. Who cares who presents the product? At his best he was a complete clown

Here. Have some attention. It seems you're needing some.

[mortopher]

Here. Have some attention. It seems you're needing some.

bhahahahahahahaha

[CX3NT3_713]

Dang!!! I woulda liked to see Steve there... But it's okay,, GET WELL SOON, MR JOBS!!!

[steve-z17]

Why do all these assbags care about Steve-O? He didn't create ****. Ever. Who cares who presents the product? At his best he was a complete clown

Wow, you don't like Jobs and say he didn't invent **** yet you own at least a couple of his products...isn't there a word for that?

[feidhlim1986]

If Steve Jobs health gets better and he plans on resuming as CEO I think he should not. He should officially make Tim Cook CEO but come back to Apple on the Board of Directors and as a consultant or whatever.
Bottom line is Jobs isn't and probably will never be healthy enough to resume as full-time CEO and I think Apple would be better to make the transition now rather than later, and get Tim Cooks face out there in the media..

Jobs is the face of Apple sure and definitely knows how to crack the whip, but Apple has so many talented people in their OS divisions, design divisions, every division really. Even without Johnny Ive I think Apple could continue to design cutting edge products. He is only one man, I'm sure there has been countless times where another designer has wowed Ive with a design.

And it's not like the company will be left scratching their heads. Every hardware and software company has a roadmap of what they intend to release for the next 2-3-4 years. Apple probably have a good idea of what they will put into iPhone 6 and 7, and iPad 3 and 4.

Failing all that. Dear Steve, if you come back to Apple and live for the next 50 years I promise not to Jailbreak any more Apple products

[steve-z17]

If Steve Jobs health gets better and he plans on resuming as CEO I think he should not. He should officially make Tim Cook CEO but come back to Apple on the Board of Directors and as a consultant or whatever.
Bottom line is Jobs isn't and probably will never be healthy enough to resume as full-time CEO and I think Apple would be better to make the transition now rather than later, and get Tim Cooks face out there in the media..

Jobs is the face of Apple sure and definitely knows how to crack the whip, but Apple has so many talented people in their OS divisions, design divisions, every division really. Even without Johnny Ive I think Apple could continue to design cutting edge products. He is only one man, I'm sure there has been countless times where another designer has wowed Ive with a design.

And it's not like the company will be left scratching their heads. Every hardware and software company has a roadmap of what they intend to release for the next 2-3-4 years. Apple probably have a good idea of what they will put into iPhone 6 and 7, and iPad 3 and 4.

Failing all that. Dear Steve, if you come back to Apple and live for the next 50 years I promise not to Jailbreak any more Apple products

You may be right, but personally I would rather see Steve do as much as he can in the big spot til the very end! I think he would like that. The company is in good hands either way

[back9player]

cook is boring.... plain and simple.

[steve-z17]

cook is boring.... plain and simple.

Kind of like your post

[Rob2G]

Wow, you don't like Jobs and say he didn't invent **** yet you own at least a couple of his products...isn't there a word for that?

Yeah, the word is assclown