I'm watching the syslog and every time I launch Cydia I get this (launching from Safe Mode; doesn't work in regular mode either):

Mar 26 16:34:57 Tatshphone MobileCydia[2842] <Warning>: Setting Language: en_US
Mar 26 16:34:57 Tatshphone com.apple.launchd[1] (UIKitApplication:com.saurik.Cydia[0xece8][2842]) <Error>: (UIKitApplication:com.saurik.Cydia[0xece8]) Exited with code: 255
Mar 26 16:34:57 Tatshphone com.apple.launchd[1] (UIKitApplication:com.saurik.Cydia[0xece8]) <Notice>: (UIKitApplication:com.saurik.Cydia[0xece8]) Throttling respawn: Will start in 2147483647 seconds
Mar 26 16:34:57 Tatshphone backboardd[2668] <Warning>: Application 'UIKitApplication:com.saurik.Cydia[0xece8]' exited abnormally with exit status 255
Something corrupted?

I even copied the Cydia.app directory from my iPad where it does work and the same result occurs. I feel like it must be something ELSE besides what the permission fixer handles.

Permission fixer used: Permission Fixer - via Ryccardo's Cydia Repository (works well, fixed pretty all my issues except Cydia)

Can someone post what they think are the default permissions or what Cydia might touch that isn't in /Applications/Cydia.app that needs proper permissions?