This post is a joke and tutorial, it expresses my own disgust at WinSCP and the other tools the majority of this community uses for ssh when a simple command line utility is available and has been around for decades on the command line.

Without further delay, le video:

The command is simple:
ssh root@yourlocalip
change yourlocalip to the ip of your iphone or ipod touch, you can find this in sbsettings or by checking your router, a network scan works equally well.

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