iPhone 4, Organically grown.

[Shadowline]

With all the hype around the iPhone 4, the recent issues surrounding the horrible "death grip," and the fact that the fix is to use a case or learn how to hold a phone a different way. And with a little Apple is a fruit humor I present to you, my iPhone, organically grown to perfection with a dash of my custom made, high quality bumper case and a lot of shinyness.

The iPhone 4, organically grown from the mystical Apple trees in a far away and magical place called Cupertino.
100% natural retina displays make for a clean crisp taste and viewing pleasure. A revolutionary new design. And 500% more awesome.
Picked off the magical Apple trees when fully ripe, which is noted by its shinyness just before dropping calls*. This new fruit is going to be revolutionary and ...

hmm I seem to have lost signal again...

Can I get everyone to turn off their Wi-fi please?
Thank you.

Where was I? Oh right. The iPhone 4, with facetime, with retina display, with you. *reliable signal not included.


Feel free to comment on the story, or share your thoughts to add a little more, or share your thoughts on how something like this signal issue could be fixed, but keep it fun. I encourage you to poke fun at anything you like but do not take offense to anything, or take it much seriously.

[Money Over]

Ha I like this alot

[ianbroste]

Nice! I'm at work and the picture wasn't showing up so I had to look at it on my phone. Good ps skills

[Shadowline]

not much PS editing here except with the black bar and text at the bottom. What you see other than that is part of the real pic. :P
Besides, the iPhone is from apple, and we all know apples grow on trees. So this goes to explain why some got their iPhones a day early, and also why some are saying they have signal issues, they got a regular apple instead of a magical iPhone apple. Which also explains why WalMart is selling the Apple iPhone.

[DJM AutoWerkz]

Haha serious wallmart selling iPhone = junk lol

[.Sakon]

Did you spray it with any pesticides? LOL

[Shadowline]

Did you spray it with any pesticides? LOL

No, at the magical Apple headquarters they do not need pesticides, as they do not have bugs, only features.