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    Former Owner / Founder of ModMyi Kyle Matthews's Avatar
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    Default Calling all iPhone Experts
    Dear Editor/Producer: My name is [INSERT NAME HERE]. I have worked in the [INSERT INDUSTRY HERE] industry for [INSERT NUMBER > 5] years. As you may know, the arrival of Apple's game-changing iPhone is imminent. Although I have never touched an iPhone in my life, I would be happy to offer my own regurgitation of widely known facts expert commentary and wild speculation insight on subjects such as:

    The iPhone's ability to transform into a car and a battle-ready robot
    The iPhone's impact on the illegal trafficking of ivory in Africa and parts of Asia
    The proper way to recycle an iPhone to minimize waste and/or carbon footprint
    How I feel about, you know, anything and everything

    If you are interested in an interview for your publication, call me, fax me, e-mail me. I'm actually in your driveway right now. If you have a videocamera, I'll even shave. My balls.

    With love,

    iPhone Expert

    SOURCE: Gizmodo
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    Lol, and I thought they offered me a better job.

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