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    Default Iphone Tips For Dummies!

    Tip Number 1:
    Never EVER wash the dishes with your iphone clipped to your belt!
    I was washing dishes and a dish slipped a bit and redirected a surge of water right at my waistline and got my iphone wet but fortunately I had just put a new roll of paper towels in the rack right next to the sink and I was able to get the water off quickly. Plus it wasn't a total soaking but an inch or two more and it could have been disastrous! And please don't post a reply with a "that wasn't too bright" comment, I already smacked my head against the wall several times! This is just a post to help out any of my fellow dummies who may be trolling the forums. Here's a couple more tips and please feel free to add to the list, some of us need all the help we can get!
    PUT YOUR IPHONE IN A SAFE PLACE IF YOU PLAN TO:
    Wash Dishes
    Wash The Car
    Wash Your Dog
    Hose Yourself Down On A Hot Day
    Run Through The Sprinkler
    Have A Water Balloon Fight
    Sing In The Rain

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    These tips are common sense, If you need help to use the iPhone you are a true dummy.. Maybe you should reread your own thread.. You should take your own advice.

    Ya Big Dummy.
    Last edited by Zeal; 06-20-2008 at 11:24 AM. Reason: ...
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    Maybe you should look up the word "sarcasm"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeal View Post
    These tips are common sence, If you need help to use the iPhone you are a true dummy.. Maybe you should reread your own thread.. You should take your own advice.

    Ya Big Dummy.
    To put someone down for sharing common sense you need to be able to spell it first

    And thanks this post gave me a chuckle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by agentfubu View Post
    To put someone down for sharing common sense you need to be able to spell it first

    And thanks this post gave me a chuckle.
    Then press my thanks button

    And i did spell Sense right, Dunno whatcha talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeal View Post
    Then press my thanks button

    And i did spell Sense right, Dunno whatcha talking about.
    I meant the creator of this topic.

    I dunno either, but I wish some genius would invent a button where you could edit your posts .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeal View Post
    These tips are common sense, If you need help to use the iPhone you are a true dummy.. Maybe you should reread your own thread.. You should take your own advice.

    Ya Big Dummy.
    You never have anything positive to say! The only one that you are making look like a dummy is YOU!
    If anything was usefull a thanks would be great!

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    *Face Palm*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeal View Post
    Then press my thanks button

    And i did spell Sense right, Dunno whatcha talking about.
    Of course you did, that's what edit buttons are for after all.
    Get "iPod & iTunes for Dummies", it'll change your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeal View Post
    Then press my thanks button

    And i did spell Sense right, Dunno whatcha talking about.

    Nobody mentioned that you misspelled Sense.

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    Another pro tip for new iPhone users would be to not stick the iPhone up your butt.

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