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    WPEC-TV CBS12 News :: News - Top Stories - Drug-crazed naked man eats face off another man in Miami

    Gotta love Miami, the sun, beach, woman, oh and the occasional homeless zombie.

    So this guy was apparently "Eating another mans face off" And it took half a dozen shots to actually kill the guy...

    Even this is a little crazy for Miami lol.

    Hide yo kids
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    I showed the staff this yesterday too. And put on my twitter.

    He didn't stop after first initial shots. Sounded like the zombie apocalypse had started with that line.

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    Will regular bullets kill a zombie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by catstide View Post
    Will regular bullets kill a zombie?
    Here's a guide.

    Zombie Kill Guide

    Zombies are them troublesome dead walkers that just get in the way of a good night out, they either want to eat your brains or have a quick nibble on your nuts, they are usually slow creatures that are easy to outrun, but in high numbers and in confined spaces they can be fatal, this is a guide of sorts on how to kill a zombie, it is common sense people so in the event of a zombie holocaust it is advisable that you take the necessary precautions against these undead deadites.

    First and foremost, when you shoot a gun try and aim for the head shot, because in too many films have I seen some rather dumb people just waste valuable ammo shooting the zombies shoulders and chest, one head shot seems to do it and if you can't shoot straight, it's best to go to a shooting range to practice your gun skills, because if you don't you will probably be that bad at shooting a gun, you will pop a cap in some poor bastards arse who may not be a zombie and that would be bad.

    Sharpen them machetis up, so that when the time comes you can have yourselves a zombie decapitation spree in the local shopping mall whilst doing the shopping, could be a bit of entertainment, as severing the head from the body is also a way to go for killing a zombie, the brain seems to be the main force driving these deadly rotting creatures.

    Other ways you may not have thought of:

    Liquid nitrogen could be a good alternative when thrown on the head, be careful not to get any of it on your hands and genitals as they will be as cold as a snowmans balls, liquid nitrogen may not be a common substance so a bit of carefully controlled fire in a confined room could do the trick, as always though aim for the head, try and destroy that brain as they are really quite thick anyway - don't let Bub fool you by flicking through a book and loading a gun like in the original Day Of The Dead.

    Knives and other stabbing weapons, aim for the brain, you could get to it through the eyes, the nose or the mouth or even the ears.

    Warning If the zombies are the fast running kind that is actually quite disrepectful to classic zombies, then you may get eaten, so stock up on guns to take them all down with a head shot, you may want to do this sniper style from the roof of a building, particularly if you want to gain access to a casino or cinema for a little entertainment and popcorn.

    Household Furniture and other stuff - Around the house there may be just the thing for killing a zombie right under your nose, so prepare in advance, a chair for instance can be broken and made into a weapon to fend of those dirty zombie ho's, or a glass vase smashed over the head may just dig in the zombies brain and make them die....yeahhh kill the zombies!!

    There may be other inventive ways to kill zombies with grenades or by lighting your own farts on them, but whatever you choose, make it count, before they over run the world and form political parties of their own and run for president and prime minister of all countries and they make us pay taxes and make us watch reality TV....oh no I've just realized it's worse than I thought, they are already here....reality TV is at an all time high...we will become zombies soon....noooooooooooooooo!

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    must have went for the chest shots first.

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    Kinda rude they interrupted his meal
    EDM

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    I've read that they are blaming "bath salts" for the attack... I'm definitely thinking PCP over bath salts.

    Bath salts don't give you the super human strength and inability to feel pain like PCP does.

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    This is not what i expected to see on MMi when i clicked the bookmark.

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    Makes me hungry

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    I got pictures of the guys face...

    But if I post em I know I'll be banned lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeal View Post
    Kinda rude they interrupted his meal
    LOL.

    What the heck was that guy thinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by X H4CK3R X View Post
    LOL.

    What the heck was that guy thinking?
    Buddy was on PCP theyre saying, or some new LSD..
    EDM

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    I don't even wanna see the face of the person who got attacked....

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    Quote Originally Posted by X H4CK3R X View Post
    I don't even wanna see the face of the person who got attacked....
    I have 2 pictures!.. hes missing 75% of his face, his entire nose and an eye ball.
    EDM

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    The man will that did that will be in jail for life. Freaking guaranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X H4CK3R X View Post
    The man will that did that will be in jail for life. Freaking guaranteed.
    The man that did it is BEYOND dead lol...
    EDM

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    Yea he got shot half a dozen times.

    (BTW do not show the images because it will be a perma-ban.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2k1 View Post
    Makes me hungry


    Quote Originally Posted by blkcadi View Post
    Here's a guide.
    Small-caliber handgun rounds aren't getting consistent one-hit head shot kills on coherent, sane humans. No way in hell they're stopping an undead fella. There's a reason they train you to aim for center mass...

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    Lol Orbs. Nice meme. You pulled a hacker.

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    lol i wont post em.
    EDM

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