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  1. 09-07-2010, 07:42 PM #1
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    Found this nice Chuck Norris style jokes about iPhone, Apple and Steve Job.

    - iPhone4 doesn't suffer from death hand-grip... it is a new secret Apple's project named "dirty hand detection" that protect the device from filth.

    - iPhone doesn't loose signal : it is the signal that doesn't reach Apple's signal standard so it is automatically ditch.

    - iPhone doesn't have design problems : it develops new design levels unreached by today's standards

    - iPhone doesn't heat because of faulty firmware : it is a life protection = it tryes to heat user's body temperature as it became dangerously low

    - iPhone doesn't drain the battery : it is it's supplier's conspiracy trying to destroy Apple's reputation


    - Apple doesn't sabotage iPhone3G with os4 firmware release in order to make users buy the new iPhone4 : they test user's patience for future projects.
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  2. 09-08-2010, 01:13 AM #2
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  3. 09-08-2010, 03:00 AM #3
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    The only one I like was the one about the iPhone doesn't lose signal


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  4. 09-08-2010, 06:28 AM #4
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  5. 09-08-2010, 03:18 PM #5
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    Lols Dildo i lold.
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  6. 09-09-2010, 08:49 PM #6
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    i lold as well. the signal one was funny.
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