The randomly off topic thread

[one1]

crap, Can't get it to work sorry. I'ma idiot

ow, ow, ow, ow, ...........friggin ow.

[NeoNightmareX]

Well look at the bright side. Such sub-humans should not be allowed to reproduce and, luckily, this one won't be able to.

[blkcadi]

A perfect 10.

[NeoNightmareX]

What a crappy gif........

[blkcadi]

yeah well

[NeoNightmareX]

That's not nice.

[blkcadi]

Can you tell I'm bored today, so glad it's tequila Tuesday.

[NeoNightmareX]

lol, it's funny because a zucchini is a phallic object.

[soulthoughts]

I just bought a pair of these: 96 More Uptempo (Scottie Pippen wore them originally)

[blkcadi]

Joke for today....

A Medical warning . . . Loss of appetite . . .

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'

He declined.

'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something . . . . . 'a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

He declined.

'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinnertime, she asked if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

He declined again . . . . . 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra . .. . .
I'm still not hungry.' . . . . .

'Well,' she said, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.'

[Zwayne]

That's a good one.....

[NeoNightmareX]

I also have a joke

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap.

Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'

- Batman: The Killing Joke

[one1]

[NeoNightmareX]

Wow, whoever thinks that the world is like that is an idiot. It's so obvious that "Santa" and "Cold" should be smaller. Global warming people, use common sense.

[soulthoughts]

I was sitting in a meeting on my laptop bored as hell. So I was surfing through all my folders and I came across Ghostzilla. I completely forgot I had it installed. I love Ghostzilla!

Posted from within Outlook via Ghostzilla.

[dale1v]

I'm here waiting for the Spy/Sniper update for Team Fortress 2. I don't usually do this, but boy does it look good.

[Zwayne]

I was in a meeting today at work....It sucked to! I try to get out of it...I even left a few times but was called back in....DAMIT TO HELL.

[NeoNightmareX]

Ha! Glad I'm still in college. My meetings consist of group projects wherein everyone is on their laptops checking Bookface.

[one1]

I can't eat or drink anything and I am thirsty as heck. I have surgery in a few hours.

[Zwayne]

^^^That sucks. I hope all goes well one1.