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    Quote Originally Posted by ALL DAY View Post
    Alright, just setting someone up to get the 1000th in this epic thread!
    Liar, you just wanted it all to yourself.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    Quote Originally Posted by Soodeh View Post
    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    AHHHH! I honestly did not mean that. I saw on the list it was at 999 replies, that was it. Ugh, well at least you got the 1000th reply! Ma b, ma b.
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    It was pure genius. Pretend like you didn't want it, then when everyone was excited about it, you come down and just pull the carpet out from underneath us. Genius.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    Quote Originally Posted by Soodeh View Post
    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    Yo, what can I say? I'm a sneakster... At least I think so considering bteamerzorz didn't see me last night...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALL DAY View Post
    At least I think so considering bteamerzorz didn't see me last night.
    I'm lost...What?
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    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    Apparently he is insinuating that he and my mother had sexual intercourse in the previous evening.

    (I try to make myself smart by using big words ^_^)
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    LOL! DOesnt everyone know that only real women know how to handle a stick?
    Quote Originally Posted by ALL DAY View Post
    As long as Miguel can blow...he's straight.
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    I dread that first dusting of the white stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by blkcadi View Post
    ready for a romp buddy? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Close, it was further along the lines of pedophilia, though. LOL, either way works, whatever.
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    Great, I dont post to this thread for 1 night.....and someone's having sex with bteamer's mom

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    Wait, THATS what sexual intercourse means!?!?!?!?!?!?!? =O


    Quote Originally Posted by bhz1 View Post
    LOL! DOesnt everyone know that only real women know how to handle a stick?
    Quote Originally Posted by ALL DAY View Post
    As long as Miguel can blow...he's straight.
    Quote Originally Posted by bhz1 View Post
    I dread that first dusting of the white stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by blkcadi View Post
    ready for a romp buddy? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    ^Well bteamer....see there's these birds, and well....then there's these bees........

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    Well I was going to post the 1000th post t my thread, but you see it was at 997 and nobody was around...... then I had to go ball up in the floor and DIE for a while in pain. ......least the sun came up today.
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  12. #1012
    Quote Originally Posted by cpjr View Post
    ^Well bteamer....see there's these birds, and well....then there's these bees........
    I wouldn't mind sticking my stinger into bteamer's mom's egg...hole? Wtf is the place called where the eggs come from? Nvm, I would do nasty things.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

    Quote Originally Posted by Soodeh View Post
    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoNightmareX View Post
    I wouldn't mind sticking my stinger into bteamer's mom's egg...hole? Wtf is the place called where the eggs come from? Nvm, I would do nasty things.


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    lmao

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    Yo, cpjr/mods... What's the actual number of infractions/points allowed before a ban? I've always been curious and Poseidon told me once, but I don't remember.
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    3 infractions = 1 week vacation.

    4 infractions = perma ban.

    Of course, if you really piss us off....we go right to BANHAMMER, dont pass go....never see MMi again

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    Alriiight.

    Thanks, bro.
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    You worried or something?

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    The BANHAMMER(one touch clean and ban) is my personal favorite

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpjr View Post
    You worried or something?
    Not at all, I've got two to give still... Why would I be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Broomhead View Post
    The BANHAMMER(one touch clean and ban) is my personal favorite
    Keep that out for the spammers, eh?
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