The randomly off topic thread

**cpjr** · 04-15-2009, 10:36 PM

Or should I say prisoner of war

I worked for a company years ago doing IT, was a newer company and they decided to downsize and save money. Well, we (IT guys) "found" a list of who was getting the boot and it was all the people that had been there the longest (including me), most likely cause we made more.

Anyways, somehow....I really dont know how

.....4 laptops, a desktop, 3 pda's and a few other things got "left" at my house right before

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-15-2009, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by cpjr

Anyways, somehow....I really dont know how

.....4 laptops, a desktop, 3 pda's and a few other things got "left" at my house right before

You got that "right" /horrible pun

**cpjr** · 04-15-2009, 10:44 PM

^Yeah...that was pretty bad

**Zwayne** · 04-15-2009, 10:45 PM

I Plead The Fifth.....

I'm a G-man.

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-15-2009, 10:47 PM

I plead the fif....I plead the fif....one, two three four, FIF!!!!

Person who names what this is from gets a free method to unlock 2G iPhones.

**cpjr** · 04-15-2009, 10:52 PM

^Chappelle Show

I want my unlock.

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-15-2009, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by cpjr

^Chappelle Show

I want my unlock.

I was bluffing, there is no way to unlock the 2G iPhone. It is too advanced.

**cpjr** · 04-15-2009, 10:58 PM

Damn

Good thing I dont have a 2g. LOL.

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-15-2009, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by cpjr

Damn

Watch your f*****g language

**cpjr** · 04-15-2009, 11:02 PM

^Please dont report me..........to.....me, hahahahaha.

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-15-2009, 11:06 PM

What happens if I do? Seriously though. I am curious now.

**ALL DAY** · 04-15-2009, 11:12 PM

He 'infracts' himself?

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-15-2009, 11:14 PM

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**Zwayne** · 04-15-2009, 11:16 PM

please turn it back on.....

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-15-2009, 11:20 PM

**one1** · 04-15-2009, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by NeoNightmareX

I have a friend who adamantly believes that Green is not in the rainbow. We argue about it every so often, he just does not believe it.

Well then clearly........ you are talking to your dog.

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-16-2009, 12:05 AM

So how many car accidents have you guys been in, as in behind the wheel during?

I've been in two. Both times I was in park.

**ALL DAY** · 04-16-2009, 12:10 AM

^0 behind the wheel, 1 really bad one while my dad was driving our old minivan and I was in the back sleeping. Rolled over to my side and I had my leg up against the window which shattered as we slid along for ~50ft at like 55 mph, resulted in some real bad road rash on my leg; I didn't even notice or feel it until like 5 minutes after and I looked down and my leg was wreckeddd.

Another time which wasn't really an accident I was in a hurry and backed my car into the side of my garage, painted it and everything before I went back to school and almost got away with it, then my parents saw the side of my truck which I didn't have time to get the paint from the garage off of real quick.

**NeoNightmareX** · 04-16-2009, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by ALL DAY

^0 behind the wheel, 1 really bad one while my dad was driving our old minivan and I was in the back sleeping. Rolled over to my side and I had my leg up against the window which shattered as we slid along for ~50ft at like 55 mph, resulted in some real bad road rash on my leg; I didn't even notice or feel it until like 5 minutes after and I looked down and my leg was wreckeddd.

Another time which wasn't really an accident I was in a hurry and backed my car into the side of my garage, painted it and everything before I went back to school and almost got away with it, then my parents saw the side of my truck which I didn't have time to get the paint from the garage off of real quick.

Sucks for the first one. Pwnd for the second.

**ALL DAY** · 04-16-2009, 12:47 AM

^Yeah, I'll post some pics from the first on some time... Second was hilarious, I got caught on the side from a bad pull-in and had to keep going to get out, thus rubbing more than necessary leaving white smears on my black truck. Ironically enough, no sexual innuendo was intended by the aforementioned statement.

How did you manage to get into an accident in park... twice? Neither was your fault I take it?

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