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    Wrap your whacker before you attack her...
    Respect your elders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALL DAY View Post
    1f y0u c4IV r34d 7h15, y0u n33d t0 g37 l41d.
    Uhm nah. I'm waiting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALL DAY View Post
    Wrap your whacker before you attack her...
    LOL....he won't get that for...hehehehe

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    ^lmao.

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    1) Cover your stump before you hump
    2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
    3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
    4) When in doubt shroud you spout

    And 157 more right here:
    161 condom sayings
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

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    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    I don't use rain coat's.....But I have....

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    Dude, you should always blanket old juicy before you plug old loosey.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

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    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    I have been married for 22 years now....LOL

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    Well then.....I apologize for calling your wife old loosey.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

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    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    I dont thanks to the miracles of modern science

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoNightmareX View Post
    Well then.....I apologize for calling your wife old loosey.
    NP....I was in the delivery room for both of my daughters birth....

    Quote Originally Posted by cpjr View Post
    I dont thanks to the miracles of modern science
    ^shooting blanks now??? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zwayne View Post
    ^shooting blanks now??? LOL
    It's funny because that means he's sterile /obvious
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    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    ^Ok, not my miracles.....hers, call it plugged

    Mine works just fine....thanks for assuming...hahahahahaha

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    Whoa, you broke it?
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

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    I can't find Cydia on app store

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    happy bunny day....

    so there was some orange rit dye left so i took it and dye my white incase and left the bottom white..i sticked my little apple sticker that came with my new shuffle..came out really nice too shiny

    THANK ME THANK THANK AGAIN..

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    A IUD or female condom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zwayne View Post
    A IUD or female condom
    Psst.....I know
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    psst. I know too

    Pacmac.....that looks good.

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    Just to clarify, I know, but not from experience. I don't touch other wimmins.
    If I helped you, then hit the "Thanks!" button please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacmac View Post
    happy bunny day....

    so there was some orange rit dye left so i took it and dye my white incase and left the bottom white..i sticked my little apple sticker that came with my new shuffle..came out really nice too shiny

    Nice job....it looks good!!

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