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    Hello, my name is Bo, and I am a scorpion killer.

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    I think I have killed over 50 flies the last 2 days. Have had a fly invasion for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon View Post
    Hello, my name is Simon. And I am a bug killer.
    You sure about that. I seem to remember seeing a video almost saying otherwise. Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by confucious View Post
    You mean you're not?!
    Nope, 100% USDA prime... Wait a minute I meant, yes I'm American and only kill brain cells and Mosquitos

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    Hello, I am Anonymous and I am a robot killer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
    You sure about that. I seem to remember seeing a video almost saying otherwise. Lol.
    Ok, a cockroach got the better of me ONE TIME. Jeesh lol

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    I eat meat - so Broomhead probably hates me.

    But I don't like hurting anything, I'm scared of spiders, but will put them outside rather than kill them.

    Guess I'm just a woos!
    He who asks a question looks foolish for 5 minutes. He who doesn't ask a question remains foolish forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by confucious View Post
    I eat meat - so Broomhead probably hates me.

    But I don't like hurting anything, I'm scared of spiders, but will put them outside rather than kill them.

    Guess I'm just a woos!
    The only spiders I kill are the ones that take me by surprise and that is just a split second reaction that I don't feel I have control over lol.
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    Spiders I tend to leave alone. They get rid of the other pests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon View Post
    Ok, a cockroach got the better of me ONE TIME. Jeesh lol
    I want to keep forgetting the video for ya but sometimes things just trigger a great moment to mention it lol.
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    My reaction is to run!
    He who asks a question looks foolish for 5 minutes. He who doesn't ask a question remains foolish forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon View Post
    Spiders I tend to leave alone. They get rid of the other pests.
    That is one of the reason I do to. I put them on balcony. Let them take care of the bugs around there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
    I want to keep forgetting the video for ya but sometimes things just trigger a great moment to mention it lol.
    Ya ya. I'm sure :rolls eyes:

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    And scream.

    I am a woos
    He who asks a question looks foolish for 5 minutes. He who doesn't ask a question remains foolish forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by confucious View Post
    My reaction is to run!
    This would make me run though.

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    I second that, i would run. very, far away.

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    Wouldn't need to use the toilet anymore but would need to find a clothing store for some new clothes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
    Wouldn't need to use the toilet anymore but would need to find a clothing store for some new clothes.
    Lol'd at that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
    Wouldn't need to use the toilet anymore but would need to find a clothing store for some new clothes.
    Lol good one and I agree

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