The randomly off topic thread

**Orby** · 05-17-2011, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Cer0

Some people pay good money for that.

It's better when you have control of your muscles. And aren't getting hooted into derision by a few people (and judged by a whole lot more).

Sorry but your parents sound awesomely funny.

For the love of all that's holy, do NOT encourage them. Please.

Sure, their boorish (and well, outright 10/10 IRL trolling skills) behavior seems funny (and in all honesty I bet it is to the disinterested observer), but I'm an uptight prudish *****. YMMV.

**Cody Overcash** · 05-17-2011, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by one1

i took my fat dog for a ride on his new LEOPARD blanket

didn't want the leather scratched eh

Originally Posted by orbyorb

Yeah.

--Also, I think my father just suggested I ask a friend (y'all know who) to bring her hot (and I also suspect underage) friend for a foursome... WTF indeed. Between that and some blonde chick setting her profile pic on FB to her vivisecting a cat... yeah. I need some stronger drugs.

the important question here is does he share your mother?

**Cer0** · 05-17-2011, 10:42 PM

Lmao

**Orby** · 05-17-2011, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Overcash

the important question here is does he share your mother?

I hope not.

...don't get any ideas.

**Cowboy** · 05-17-2011, 10:44 PM

Swingers

**Orby** · 05-17-2011, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Cowboy

Swingers

I do /not/ need that mental image right now.

Also, since I'm too lazy to retype it: https://twitter.com/#!/orbyorb/statu...13691150106624

**Cer0** · 05-17-2011, 11:07 PM

Hey it may be a serisous question. Cody's next trip may be to a neighborhood near you.

**Cody Overcash** · 05-17-2011, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by orbyorb

I hope not.

...don't get any ideas.

when you said 25 I got plenty of ideas

Originally Posted by orbyorb

I do /not/ need that mental image right now.

Also, since I'm too lazy to retype it: https://twitter.com/#!/orbyorb/statu...13691150106624

sounds like my normal date

**Orby** · 05-17-2011, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Overcash

when you said 25 I got plenty of ideas

sounds like my normal date

Oh FFS man. You can see my age in my profile (actual birthdate). My mother did /not/ rear me at the tender age of five. That's sicker than the chick with the vivisected cat.

Apropos to nothing: http://www.woot.com is selling a cheap iPT4G again (today, 18 May, only)--175 shipped (refurb). I'm tempted, even though I have exactly zero need for another iPT.

**Cody Overcash** · 05-17-2011, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by orbyorb

Oh FFS man. You can see my age in my profile (actual birthdate). My mother did /not/ rear me at the tender age of five. That's sicker than the chick with the vivisected cat.

Apropos to nothing: Woot® : One Day, One Deal? is selling a cheap iPT4G again (today, 18 May, only)--175 shipped (refurb). I'm tempted, even though I have exactly zero need for another iPT.

i was thinking stepmom

**Orby** · 05-17-2011, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Overcash

i was thinking stepmom

Hate to burst your bubble, chief.

(If my dad, who is "a man of a certain age," had a partner only five years older than his youngest son? That'd be just wrong, man. WRONG.)

**Cody Overcash** · 05-17-2011, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by orbyorb

Hate to burst your bubble, chief.

(If my dad, who is "a man of a certain age," had a partner only five years older than his youngest son? That'd be just wrong, man. WRONG.)

on many levels that would be so right. you'll understand as you get older

I hope lion works on the os x memory leaks. I hate restarting monthly
up 27 days, 10:39, 2 users, load averages: 0.90 1.17 1.01

**Cer0** · 05-17-2011, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by orbyorb

Hate to burst your bubble, chief.

(If my dad, who is "a man of a certain age," had a partner only five years older than his youngest son? That'd be just wrong, man. WRONG.)

Lol, that would be #winning.

My dad once dated a woman that was 2 years yonger than my older sister.

**Cody Overcash** · 05-17-2011, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Cer0

Lol, that would be #winning.

My dad once dated a woman that was 2 years yonger than my older sister.

having a wife younger than my oldest child is on my bucket list

**Cer0** · 05-17-2011, 11:32 PM

Think it may worse because I ummmm had some fun with that lady's sister who was my age. Glad they never got married.

**Orby** · 05-17-2011, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Overcash

on many levels that would be so right. you'll understand as you get older

I hope lion works on the os x memory leaks. I hate restarting monthly
up 27 days, 10:39, 2 users, load averages: 0.90 1.17 1.01

I doubt it, on both counts (I didn't look much at malloc tables on my quick-and-dirty Lion before I was so disgusted I just nuked the partition).

Originally Posted by Cer0

Lol, that would be #winning.

My dad once dated a woman that was 2 years yonger than my older sister.

My brother (who is 0x28) is dating a (0x17)-year old woman. It is most certainly NOT "#winning." IDGAF what Sheen/Estévez says to the contrary. Standards, man.

**Cody Overcash** · 05-17-2011, 11:36 PM

if you were in #staff you would have seen pictures of Cer0's ride and everything would become clear

**Cer0** · 05-17-2011, 11:40 PM

Lol, Clear as the bottom of the popcorn bucket on my dates.

**one1** · 05-17-2011, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Overcash

didn't want the leather scratched eh

Of course not...... He is a big'un... he'd dig deep!! I was nervous as heck, but now he has done it and that's that. LOL. From here out he will have to stick to riding in the Ranger.

**Cody Overcash** · 05-17-2011, 11:56 PM

my puppy is too big to fit in the front seat, so its the back seats for her, which get folded down to protect the leather . . . she has claws like a t-rex

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Originally Posted by Cer0 Some people pay good money for that. It's better when you have control of your muscles. And aren't getting hooted into derision by a few people