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Originally Posted by Cer0 Some people pay good money for that. It's better when you have control of your muscles. And aren't getting hooted into derision by a few people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
    Some people pay good money for that.
    It's better when you have control of your muscles. And aren't getting hooted into derision by a few people (and judged by a whole lot more).

    Sorry but your parents sound awesomely funny.
    For the love of all that's holy, do NOT encourage them. Please.

    Sure, their boorish (and well, outright 10/10 IRL trolling skills) behavior seems funny (and in all honesty I bet it is to the disinterested observer), but I'm an uptight prudish *****. YMMV.
    Last edited by Orby; 05-17-2011 at 10:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by one1 View Post
    i took my fat dog for a ride on his new LEOPARD blanket




    didn't want the leather scratched eh

    Quote Originally Posted by orbyorb View Post
    Yeah.

    --Also, I think my father just suggested I ask a friend (y'all know who) to bring her hot (and I also suspect underage) friend for a foursome... WTF indeed. Between that and some blonde chick setting her profile pic on FB to her vivisecting a cat... yeah. I need some stronger drugs.
    the important question here is does he share your mother?

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    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Overcash View Post
    the important question here is does he share your mother?
    I hope not.

    ...don't get any ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowboy View Post
    Swingers
    I do /not/ need that mental image right now.

    Also, since I'm too lazy to retype it: https://twitter.com/#!/orbyorb/statu...13691150106624

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    Hey it may be a serisous question. Cody's next trip may be to a neighborhood near you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orbyorb View Post
    I hope not.

    ...don't get any ideas.
    when you said 25 I got plenty of ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by orbyorb View Post
    I do /not/ need that mental image right now.

    Also, since I'm too lazy to retype it: https://twitter.com/#!/orbyorb/statu...13691150106624
    sounds like my normal date

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Overcash View Post
    when you said 25 I got plenty of ideas



    sounds like my normal date
    Oh FFS man. You can see my age in my profile (actual birthdate). My mother did /not/ rear me at the tender age of five. That's sicker than the chick with the vivisected cat.

    Apropos to nothing: http://www.woot.com is selling a cheap iPT4G again (today, 18 May, only)--175 shipped (refurb). I'm tempted, even though I have exactly zero need for another iPT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orbyorb View Post
    Oh FFS man. You can see my age in my profile (actual birthdate). My mother did /not/ rear me at the tender age of five. That's sicker than the chick with the vivisected cat.

    Apropos to nothing: Woot® : One Day, One Deal? is selling a cheap iPT4G again (today, 18 May, only)--175 shipped (refurb). I'm tempted, even though I have exactly zero need for another iPT.
    i was thinking stepmom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Overcash View Post
    i was thinking stepmom
    Hate to burst your bubble, chief.

    (If my dad, who is "a man of a certain age," had a partner only five years older than his youngest son? That'd be just wrong, man. WRONG.)
    Last edited by Orby; 05-17-2011 at 11:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orbyorb View Post
    Hate to burst your bubble, chief.

    (If my dad, who is "a man of a certain age," had a partner only five years older than his youngest son? That'd be just wrong, man. WRONG.)
    on many levels that would be so right. you'll understand as you get older

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    Quote Originally Posted by orbyorb View Post
    Hate to burst your bubble, chief.

    (If my dad, who is "a man of a certain age," had a partner only five years older than his youngest son? That'd be just wrong, man. WRONG.)
    Lol, that would be #winning.

    My dad once dated a woman that was 2 years yonger than my older sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
    Lol, that would be #winning.

    My dad once dated a woman that was 2 years yonger than my older sister.
    having a wife younger than my oldest child is on my bucket list

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    Think it may worse because I ummmm had some fun with that lady's sister who was my age. Glad they never got married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Overcash View Post
    on many levels that would be so right. you'll understand as you get older

    I hope lion works on the os x memory leaks. I hate restarting monthly
    up 27 days, 10:39, 2 users, load averages: 0.90 1.17 1.01
    I doubt it, on both counts (I didn't look much at malloc tables on my quick-and-dirty Lion before I was so disgusted I just nuked the partition).

    Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
    Lol, that would be #winning.

    My dad once dated a woman that was 2 years yonger than my older sister.
    My brother (who is 0x28) is dating a (0x17)-year old woman. It is most certainly NOT "#winning." IDGAF what Sheen/Estévez says to the contrary. Standards, man.

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    if you were in #staff you would have seen pictures of Cer0's ride and everything would become clear

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    Lol, Clear as the bottom of the popcorn bucket on my dates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Overcash View Post
    didn't want the leather scratched eh
    Of course not...... He is a big'un... he'd dig deep!! I was nervous as heck, but now he has done it and that's that. LOL. From here out he will have to stick to riding in the Ranger.
    Screw #Winning, I'm #Juanning
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    my puppy is too big to fit in the front seat, so its the back seats for her, which get folded down to protect the leather . . . she has claws like a t-rex

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