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    He gave me some other dude's shifts, so I've got 35 hours next week


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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



    Answer:
    Woodchucks Chucking Wood

    The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

    Some say it depends on three factors:

    The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
    The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
    The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck


    Others say:


    If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a
    woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

    It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

    One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

    It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

    Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

    It depends on how good his dentures are!

    A woodchuck - would chuck - as much wood - as a woodchuck - could chuck - if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

    About 5.72 fluid litres of wood (answer from the paper pulp mill).

    About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

    Um....... 23????

    Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more wood than a woodchuck.

    If the woodchuck's name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wanted to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be allowed.

    Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about
    6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly.

    Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and
    stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the
    theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose
    2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any
    known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.

    "Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for woodchuck."- This answer is according to no less an authority than
    the 'Junior Woodchucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck and referred to yet again by them in answering this very same
    question.

    How Chuck Norris got involved-A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name.
    Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

    None because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood! :P

    Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds. So there.

    2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds?

    As much as he needed to be satisfied

    But the true jokey answer, as told by my grandfather is: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.

    A group of people actually did a study on this. None of the wood chucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked it but some of them chucked them (threw them)
    at people.

    During my study of Woodchuck I came to the conclusion that woodchucks don't chuck wood but only drink beer.

    However, this beer can frequently motivate them towards actions that can closely resemble the chucking of wood.

    A woodchuck will only chuck certain wood, likely that which is found in their natural, prairie habitat. Therefore, the lack of trees on the prairie is quite closely related to
    the chucking of wood performed by these wood-chucking woodchucks.

    Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we not instead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog would hog ground.

    A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood.

    315g. This was an estimate done in a book of useless trivia.
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    This thread is crazy, 100's of posts per day, zowie. What did you say one1, "we built this city". dam straight...................

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    Awesomeness I just ordered me a 36inch samsung tv I am going to use as a monitor in my bedroom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowboy View Post
    Awesomeness I just ordered me a 36inch samsung tv I am going to use as a monitor in my bedroom
    Link please to the 36"

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    Hey guys.

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    What the hell is that orby
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    What do I use for 4.3.1? Which version of redsn0w?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowboy View Post
    What the hell is that orby
    The hell is what?

    EDIT: Stray, 0.9.6rc16 (current) should work for 4.3.1.

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    Thanks orby west youheard what happened yesterday right?

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    That smiley
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    Having a working copy of Snow Leo for the first time in over a month is GREAT. Feels like home.

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