
07-10-2009, 02:31 AM
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iPhone? More like MyPhone
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Device + Firmware: 2G 8GB 3.01 JB QwkPwn, 3G 8GB 3.0, 3Gs 32GB 3.1.2 Pwned ECID stored locally
Operating System: 24" iMac 3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 4GB 1TB OS X 10.5.7, openSUSE Linux, XP SP3
Location: Beloit, WI
Posts: 176
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A magician was performing his magic act in Las Vegas. When it was time for him to perform his next feat of magic, he said, "For my next feat of magic, I am going to need one big, strong volunteer from the audience." A big, strong, lumberjack-like looking fellow from the audience, raised his hand to volunteer, and the magician said, "You sir, you will do fine. Please come up here and assist me."
When the volunteer arrived on the stage, the magician explained to the big fellow, "What I need you to do when I lay my head on this block of wood, is to take that big sledge hammer over there, and hit me as hard as you can right in the temple area of my head." The big guy obliged, picked up the sledge hammer, and when the magician had laid his head down on the block of wood, the fellow hit him as hard as he could in the temple.
Ten years later, the magician awoke in a hospital bed, from a 10-year long coma, and immediately said, "TADAAA"!
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