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    Quote Originally Posted by Zokunei View Post
    Almost forgot:

    What the hell? It's 1:00 AM and I smell my sister's perfume between two doors and a hall.
    she is headed out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthBravo View Post
    she is headed out?
    Or staying in; if you know what I mean


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    Oh nice

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    Nah she usually rents a motel.

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    Sounds like i need to come visit her

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    Quote Originally Posted by moon#pie View Post
    Or staying in; if you know what I mean


    My Mac just hung. My Mac never hangs.

    According to Law of Torvalds, a POSIX-compliant (or Linux) user will get laid exactly as many times as they are forced to reboot.

    This is the first forced reboot due to OS failure on this machine as long as I've owned it (~14 months). Therefore...

    <--is incoming?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerman View Post
    Sounds like i need to come visit her

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    Quote Originally Posted by orbyorb View Post


    My Mac just hung. My Mac never hangs.

    According to Law of Torvalds, a POSIX-compliant (or Linux) user will get laid exactly as many times as they are forced to reboot.

    This is the first forced reboot due to OS failure on this machine as long as I've owned it (~14 months). Therefore...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerman View Post
    Sounds like i need to come visit her

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    I am hoping she is legal

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    Creeper

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    That just came out wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by ikesmasher View Post
    that was officially the scariest thing you have ever said str4y.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho paco View Post
    Dude T.M.I

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    She's exactly your age, West

    I hope that didn't encourage you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zokunei View Post
    Statutory? Predatory? Creepy? Bigamy? Or just awkward as hell?

    EDIT: Sweet mother Mary hide the chill'en, it's getting kinkeh up in hurr.

    EDIT2: Smooth move, Ex-Lax. I just don't want to be here for when r00lz 31 + 32 are invoked.
    Last edited by Orby; 01-30-2011 at 01:07 AM.

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    You had to tell him.
    Quote Originally Posted by ikesmasher View Post
    that was officially the scariest thing you have ever said str4y.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho paco View Post
    Dude T.M.I

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    Now he has more reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zokunei View Post
    She's exactly your age, West

    I hope that didn't encourage you
    Lol well now i can come over and when i am done we can talk apple little guy

    Just joking man bro's before hoes













    Will talk apple then wait for you to go to bed

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    I'm scared and feel violated T_T

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerman View Post
    Lol well now i can come over and when i am done we can talk apple little guy

    Just joking man bro's before hoes













    Will talk apple then wait for you to go to bed
    Lmao
    Quote Originally Posted by ikesmasher View Post
    that was officially the scariest thing you have ever said str4y.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho paco View Post
    Dude T.M.I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zokunei View Post
    I'm scared and feel violated T_T
    I dont see why its not like i am touching you

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