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    Just an email I received that might give you a laugh or two.

    Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the
    American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . He spoke for
    almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native
    American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the
    President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed
    'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
    Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan he seemed most
    enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and
    brothers'.

    At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
    plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - 'Walking Eagle'. The proud
    Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
    A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came
    to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that
    'Walking Eagle' is the name given to a bird so full of *h*t it can no
    longer fly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m3thodandr3d View Post
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    A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came
    to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that
    'Walking Eagle' is the name given to a bird so full of *h*t it can no
    longer fly.
    Bahahahahahahahaha, I hate Obama, he just got owned right there.

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    haha =) I'm glad some people have a sense of humor. I'm not sure who's worse, Obama or McCain. Either way, we're gonna get screwed big time .
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    Quote Originally Posted by m3thodandr3d View Post
    haha =) I'm glad some people have a sense of humor. I'm not sure who's worse, Obama or McCain. Either way, we're gonna get screwed big time .
    Rofl so full of **** it cant fly hahahahhaha that cracked me up. But yeh I have to agree with you m3thodandr3d this nation is screwed whoever gets elected. Although I am 80% sure its going to be McCain.

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    McCain can do whatever he wants and win. he can say hes going to draft every male american and go to war with North Korea and still win because hes the only white male.

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    ^^ Maybe McCain will die of old age before he can get into office .
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    hahaha is that real?? Glad I'm Canadian lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by m3thodandr3d View Post
    haha =) I'm glad some people have a sense of humor. I'm not sure who's worse, Obama or McCain. Either way, we're gonna get screwed big time .

    Agreed 100%. It just a matter of picking the lesser of two evils.
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    LOL....... were all ****** for the next 4-8 years.
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    Haha that is great.

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