Get $1.000
Hire a lawyer
Sue your friends
Get more money
Buy a pet
Teach it some good tricks
Sell it on eBay
Get the money
Sue your lawyer because you could get more money when sue your friends.
Get money from your lawyer
Buy a video camera
Wait for something funny
Send the video to the America's Funniest Home Videos
Win
Get the price
Go to Las Vegas
Bet everything but $500
Keep beting until you lose
Lose but remember save $500
Return home
Go to Apple or AT&T store
Buy an iPhone you can afford it now, you have $500
Show your iPhone to your friends
Tell them the whole story you have to pass to have a better phone.
lyao.
