[Drakenza]

"I have no idea what I'm doing here..."

- Me, giving a presentation to a room of middle schoolers about how to use a robot that I programmed

[GHOSTYAIRO]

Originally Posted by mrcoolbp

I believe the one you're looking for is:


Of course they're all translated from German anyway.

Thanks for the correction, btw i tried to translated from Spanish. lol that's why maybe i did it wrong, or the person who translated from German to Spanish and then show it to me made the mistake.

[Drakenza]

Originally Posted by Colorado Steve

“A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.”
Redd Foxx

That one actually makes no sense, considering that the sentence is structured so as to convey the idea of the GIRL being friends with her legs, and not the girl's legs being friends with each other. Therefore, interpreting the second clause of the sentence, which expresses Foxx's intent to separate the metaphorical "friends," one must conclude that Foxx plans to dismember the unfortunate girl in question.

[GHOSTYAIRO]

Originally Posted by Drakenza

"I have no idea what I'm doing here..."

- Me, giving a presentation to a room of middle schoolers about how to use a robot that I programmed

lol

[harryding]

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety"
-Benjamin Franklin

[Zeal]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-My home boy Albert Enstein

This quotes fits me.

[CrazyJelly]

Woo! I love all of them, but Colorado Steve your first one made me 'Lol for about 5 minutes. Anyway, i can't decide so hugs all 'round!

[Eurisko]

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

-Isaac Asimov

[beachboarder41]

"Why cuddle when you can do it" - Michael Kelso

[polishdemon]

I don't know if anyone has said this, for I am too lazy to read through all the pages (yes, the whole 2 pages), but...


"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!"

[Eurisko]

Originally Posted by polishdemon

"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!"

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. Accept when my pants are on, I make gold records.

[coreym@cfl.rr.com]

Originally Posted by Eurisko

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. Accept when my pants are on, I make gold records.

I love that one! LMAO!!

[gray mouser]

No reward is worth this... - Han Solo

[Zeal]

Originally Posted by gray mouser

No reward is worth this... - Han Solo

You quoted Starwars....

/SLAP HARD.

[mrcoolbp]

Originally Posted by Eurisko

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. Accept when my pants are on, I make gold records.

Sorry to be that guy but it would be "Except" not "Accept."

But who's that quote from?