Joke of the day :D

[yemenprince2004]

Am gonna post one joke everyday so we can have a little laugh everyday!! and everyone is welcome to comment and/or add a joke.

post if you have a really funny one!

I will start with a knock knock joke

knock knock.....

[nickh]

Who's there?

[Kaas]

cheese

[nickh]

Cheese who?

[Nicholas Knight]

Thread re-opened

[yemenprince2004]

Thread re-opened

Why was it closed in the first place?

[sedjav]

should ask the mod who closed it many mods here man

[yemenprince2004]

should ask the mod who closed it many mods here man

that's who the question is directed to

[Kaloyan]

Joke:
As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

[yemenprince2004]

Joke:
As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

haha!! Very true though!!

[Zeal]

I wish to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without getting their actions questioned.

[yemenprince2004]

@zeal: I am starting to understand why they called you "britney spears of MMI"!

[Kaloyan]

@zeal: I am starting to understand why they called you "britney spears of MMI"!

Hahaha Zeal u got owned :P

[Zeal]

Lol Dale.. My spelling and grammar is fine, Dale1v aka Mr. MackDaddy.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Did you hear about the big earthquake yesterday?

It wiped out the entire country of Etchasketchistan...

[Zeal]

I dont get it

[yemenprince2004]

Did you hear about the big earthquake yesterday?

It wiped out the entire country of Etchasketchistan...

DUDE!!! How is that funny? Thats sad

[Chase817]

I wish to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without getting their actions questioned.

lmao!

[AotW]

Ok, hereīs one...

What have sex in a canoe and Australian beer in common?
Itīs f*cking close to water!

Donīt wanna mess with the Aussis on the board *LOL*

[my2AWDgst]

like?