iPhones get you or your wife pregnant

**GregTheWang** · 05-13-2008, 08:49 PM

Cmon iPie, it's the Chit Chat, jump in the fun. Loosen up a little. If you don't like it, don't post in this thread.

And would someone start compiling some official statistics backing this up for me? Thanks.

**Napoleon_PhoneApart** · 05-13-2008, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Reako

I'm still gonna wait awhile. ::KnocksOnWood::

Reako

Heheheh-- he said "wood..."

**Bernie-Mac** · 05-13-2008, 10:57 PM

Ive had my iPhone since iDay and i sure as hell hope my girlfriend doesnt get prego anytime soon lol, need to finish college first

**screamforme02** · 05-13-2008, 11:33 PM

wow mine hasnt even gotten me laid.... i must be doing it wrong.

**Aiyo** · 05-14-2008, 12:05 AM

sheesh, every post is a post to get post count up.. like this one

**screamforme02** · 05-14-2008, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Aiyo

sheesh, every post is a post to get post count up.. like this one

hey i kinda take offense to that... honestly im not worried about count, i really just dont have any friends and no one to talk to. but lolol cuz i will take this one with honor

**bjlawrence11** · 05-14-2008, 10:13 AM

Ha! Is there a special cover I should be using for protection?

**GregTheWang** · 05-14-2008, 02:22 PM

Yeah... something thick...

**Aiyo** · 05-14-2008, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by screamforme02

hey i kinda take offense to that... honestly im not worried about count, i really just dont have any friends and no one to talk to. but lolol cuz i will take this one with honor

....oh..ok. lol i have tons of friends

. Dude they should have a warning on the box that says:

Buy with caution. May cause pregnancy.

and a solution:

After purchase, jailbreak. Download and use iProtection

**GregTheWang** · 05-14-2008, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Aiyo

....oh..ok. lol i have tons of friends

. Dude they should have a warning on the box that says:

Buy with caution. May cause pregnancy.

and a solution:

After purchase, jailbreak. Download and use iProtection

From that post, I'm predicting the next post:

A photoshoped iPhone box with the lable "Buy with caution. May cause preagnancy."

and a picture of a trojan wrapped around an iphone labeled: iProtection.

10 bucks.

**Aiyo** · 05-14-2008, 06:33 PM

hahaha

**mkozak** · 05-14-2008, 06:33 PM

got mine in oct .... baby might have been made 2 weeks ago? haha not sure yet ... but hoping there is no baby.

**Dash-2** · 05-14-2008, 07:20 PM

I thinks it's notable to note that Sean Heber's (from the famous iappaday.com) wife just recently became pregnant, after two years of trying!

If that's not proof of the iPhone's magical powers, I don't know what is!

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**french bum** · 05-14-2008, 07:46 PM

Oddly enough, my wife just gave birth to a new 3G iPhone.

**GregTheWang** · 05-15-2008, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by french bum

Oddly enough, my wife just gave birth to a new 3G iPhone.

I'll buy your baby for 20 bucks.

**french bum** · 05-15-2008, 09:21 PM

SOLD! to Mr. Wang. I'll even toss in a blue tooth head set. Just get that deformed child out of here.....I mean 3G I phone..... Yeah that's it.

**Kaloyan** · 05-15-2008, 11:55 PM

Lol this thread is messed up but its hilarious.

**screamforme02** · 05-16-2008, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Aiyo

....oh..ok. lol i have tons of friends

. Dude they should have a warning on the box that says:

Buy with caution. May cause pregnancy.

and a solution:

After purchase, jailbreak. Download and use iProtection

jahahahahahaha i almost hurt myself that was so funny. u guys are amazing. haha vagina. haha funny word.....WHAT!!!

**GregTheWang** · 05-16-2008, 02:28 PM

I've found the reason for buying an iPhone: To join MMi and create this thread in the Chit Chat section.

**screamforme02** · 05-20-2008, 12:14 AM

man gregthewahng is right... thats why i start most of my threads. hahahahah. VAGINA!!

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