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  • AIRE Mask: For Charging Your iPhone While You Breathe


    Save on your electricity bills with the AIRE mask charger. This mask will charge your iDevice while you are breathing at a normal pace; using the air you breathe to propel a few mini wind turbines. The mask is only a concept and does not exist at this point in time (thank goodness). Itís a ridiculously hilarious way to charge your iPhone, and I donít know anyone who would really want to wear one of these.

    I'm not sure what it is about this mask that makes me uncomfortable about it, the fact that it would cover my mouth and nose just to charge an iDevice or the fact that it just looks embarrassing. On the other hand, it doesnít require any battery or electricity power to use. If you're not careful with it while sleeping, it looks like it even might be a strangle hazard. If it included an air filter, that would be pretty useful at certain times - like using your iPhone near a couple of smokers.

    While the mask hasnít been produced yet and will likely never blast off as a popular charging method, the designer might be on to something. I can just see myself having a miniature windmill in my front yard, sometime in the future, specifically for charging my iPhone.

    Maybe it's just me, but would you wear one of these every time your battery gets low?

    Sources: Ubergizmo via Cult of Mac
    This article was originally published in forum thread: AIRE Mask: For Charging Your iPhone While You Breathe started by Anthony Bouchard View original post
    Comments 42 Comments
    1. Darkflame's Avatar
      Darkflame -
      From the creators of I Haz cheeseburger franchise comes the new iHAZmask. The first accessory for the iOS line of products that fully integrates with the iHAZ app suite.

      Apps include iHAZsmelled and iHAZsaid.

      iHAZtasted will be released at a later date.
    1. BenderRodriguez's Avatar
      BenderRodriguez -
      Quote Originally Posted by Imrac View Post
      the first step to becoming a storm trooper!
      ++1
    1. trialnterror's Avatar
      trialnterror -
      Imagine up dear hunting/camping it's snowing no sun/and or night time your iPad is dead! "Oh poop buck, my iPads dead." "no problem Billie joe, I have a sub-zero!" (sub-zero my new product name for this)
    1. szr's Avatar
      szr -
      Quote Originally Posted by gcastro723 View Post
      Just gotta paint this thing yellow, and i'll be able to scream out GET OVER HERE without looking like a total nutcase!
      Or paint it black and walking around saying "Hello, Clarice" to random women...
    1. sputnik2000's Avatar
      sputnik2000 -
      What's next underwear that you can fart in and charge your phone ???
    1. luvmytj's Avatar
      luvmytj -
      Quote Originally Posted by djrobstephens View Post
      Man that looks like the SUB-ZERO mask dude was wearing in Mortal Combat.

      Check me out... I'm charging my iPhone dude!

    1. ericmac017's Avatar
      ericmac017 -
      this might obstruct my breathing which is already a problem with my mild case of sleep apena :/
    1. tcschrader's Avatar
      tcschrader -
      Breathtaking ......
    1. badass1469's Avatar
      badass1469 -
      looks like sub zero lol
    1. Cer0's Avatar
      Cer0 -
      Wouldnt this thing be more restrictive on the breathing when running? Also why is that guy using it when he is just at home. Plug it in.
    1. badass1469's Avatar
      badass1469 -
      i can wear my kinetic watch and this at same time while i masturbate and kill 3 birds with on stone lol
    1. CZroe's Avatar
      CZroe -
      Quote Originally Posted by Cer0 View Post
      Wouldnt this thing be more restrictive on the breathing when running? Also why is that guy using it when he is just at home. Plug it in.
      Yes. There is no such thing as free energy. It will take proportionally more effort to breathe. I remember reading about some fibers that could be used in your bloodstream to power very low current devices and the article called in "free energy." No, it simply makes your heart work harder, which may be a bad thing if you already have heart problems (example was a pacemaker). Anyway, the article said it was to save power, but it will actually cause you to expend more energy which must be restored by eating, so only use if you are going on a diet or else you aren't saving energy.
    1. BenderRodriguez's Avatar
      BenderRodriguez -
      Quote Originally Posted by CZroe View Post
      Yes. There is no such thing as free energy. It will take proportionally more effort to breathe. I remember reading about some fibers that could be used in your bloodstream to power very low current devices and the article called in "free energy." No, it simply makes your heart work harder, which may be a bad thing if you already have heart problems (example was a pacemaker). Anyway, the article said it was to save power, but it will actually cause you to expend more energy which must be restored by eating, so only use if you are going on a diet or else you aren't saving energy.
      U forget about THE SUN
    1. rocky5's Avatar
      rocky5 -
      That + a hoodie & you can become classic Smoke :P
    1. Breezy215's Avatar
      Breezy215 -
      So that's why Scorpion & Sub Zero wore those?!? They just wanted to have a charged phone to call home and brag about their latest fatality! lol Apparently there aren't any electrical outlets in the Outworld... Ha.
    1. BenderRodriguez's Avatar
      BenderRodriguez -
      Quote Originally Posted by Breezy215 View Post
      So that's why Scorpion & Sub Zero wore those?!? They just wanted to have a charged phone to call home and brag about their latest fatality! lol Apparently there aren't any electrical outlets in the Outworld... Ha.
      U forgot Darth Vader bro
    1. BustAGroove's Avatar
      BustAGroove -
      Why am I thinking of images of "Bane" from "The Dark Knight Rises" trailers?
    1. Taranis17's Avatar
      Taranis17 -
      Quote Originally Posted by badass1469 View Post
      i can wear my kinetic watch and this at same time while i masturbate and kill 3 birds with on stone lol
      ROTFLMFAO!!

      Comment Of The Year!
    1. duromega's Avatar
      duromega -
      Quote Originally Posted by javiert30 View Post
      is that subzero in the picture?

      I will buy one.
      1+
      lmao
    1. javiert30's Avatar
      javiert30 -
      Nice, now I can charge my iPhone 100% . I hope it have a protection so it can not be overcharged.