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  • Meet The Real iPhone Killer



    Designer Ronen Kadushin has designed the ultimate iPhone killer. And this one - unlike a plethora of smartphones that have promised to do the same - can actually obliterate any iPhone in its wake. Literally.

    Your iPhone will certainly be modified for good if you take this little beauty to your handset. Thanks to Kadushin - a designer with an obvious sense of humor - we can now enjoy an open-source mallet called the "iPhone Killer." And you guessed it. It's used for "killing" iPhones by smashing them to pieces. Sort of like "jailbreaking"... but with just the "breaking" part.

    Mocking the tired, overused buzz words common to the smartphone industry, the "iPhone Killer" was presented in Steve Jobs-like fashion by Mr. Kadushin and has quickly become a hot item of amusement across the blogosphere. "Whenever a new hand held device, or new exciting smartphone hits the market," said Kadushin, "a question roars through the internet, tech blogs and news: Is this the iPhone killer? I'd like to introduce you to the iPhonekiller... It's amazing... It is an open design, you can download it from my website, produce and use it."



    Kadushin, of course, is alluding to this big fat mallet that sports a laser-cut steel head attached to a sturdy wooden handle. I would imagine it's pretty effective at pulverizing an assortment of gadgets, but the look and feel just scream "iPhone."

    Image via dezeen
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Meet The Real iPhone Killer started by Michael Essany View original post
    Comments 52 Comments
    1. Ichwohneinloche's Avatar
      Ichwohneinloche -
      well that was pointless... who needs a laser cut mallet? this was stupid no matter what its called... HAHAHA ME SMASH PHONE MIT HAMMER!! JA JA! OOOHOOHHOO! go smoke some pot or something geeze. AT least then the mallet would be decent looking probably. Looks a little bland at the moment.
    1. Antman217's Avatar
      Antman217 -
      Hey its iphone news so yeah someone had to post it and take a chill pill its just a joke its not like you're gonna build one of these anyways just read the post chuckle a little and move on with your life. and was it really a waste of time you're wasting more time by replying to the post LMAO
    1. boxxa's Avatar
      boxxa -
      Being drunk and running down a sidewalk was my last iPhone Killer
    1. nightdrangon's Avatar
      nightdrangon -
      YEAH WE REALLY NEED THIS.........not -.-
    1. ctrobins's Avatar
      ctrobins -
      Dang... I was an early adopter on my iPhone Killer. Can I get a firmware upgrade to get this functionality?
    1. mitchell209's Avatar
      mitchell209 -
      I lol'd.
    1. JA.3's Avatar
      JA.3 -
      Lol talk about not having a sense of humor, smh..
    1. whereswaldo's Avatar
      whereswaldo -
      smart idea, but no one will actually use it
    1. awesomeSlayer's Avatar
      awesomeSlayer -
      Please excuse me while I laugh my *** off.
    1. niceshades's Avatar
      niceshades -
      that looks like a mighty fine hammer to me
    1. tudtran's Avatar
      tudtran -
      ???????????
    1. BlackDrag0n's Avatar
      BlackDrag0n -
      cleary you guys havnt seen who the writer for this post was
    1. Nickaroni22's Avatar
      Nickaroni22 -
      I just wasted 30 seconds of my life, quite dumb!
    1. vruls's Avatar
      vruls -
      LMFAO+1 lol for one of the companies to actually beat the iphone they would have to come up with a brand new operating system
    1. aqualeris's Avatar
      aqualeris -
      This isn't a waste of time. It was actually humorous. Good job on this. A guaranteed iPhone killer.
    1. adp's Avatar
      adp -
      Quote Originally Posted by aqualeris View Post
      This isn't a waste of time. It was actually humorous. Good job on this. A guaranteed iPhone killer.
      Great. Now go kill your iPhone.
    1. hollow0's Avatar
      hollow0 -
      Quote Originally Posted by Antman217 View Post
      Hey its iphone news so yeah someone had to post it and take a chill pill its just a joke its not like you're gonna build one of these anyways just read the post chuckle a little and move on with your life. and was it really a waste of time you're wasting more time by replying to the post LMAO
      So true lol. If it really was a waste of time they would've not finished reading it and closed the page. Buut nooo instead they read the whole thing and took the time to reply. Such fools.
    1. southfrisco's Avatar
      southfrisco -
      Quote Originally Posted by extremzocker View Post
      jesus, its just a joke. relax people, no one forces you to buy one.
      i found the iPhone"killer" quite funny
      -Swipes open my iWatch prototype "Kill him."

      -Apple ninjas are dispersed immediately

      Evil grin "Hahahahahahahaha."

      PS - Hardcore Apple fans and Apple itself has little use for humor when it is pointed squarely at Apple's expense.

      PPS - I am not a hardcore Apple fan so this post was entirely tongue-in-cheek in case you missed it.
    1. zoso10's Avatar
      zoso10 -
      Hmmm I think I'll wait for Gen 2 model to come out. I mean come on at least put a camera on it maybe a touch sensitive mallet. (sarcasm)
    1. George Lopez's Avatar
      George Lopez -
      THIS....IS.... ABSOLUTELY...HILLARIOUS!!

      You people are idiots if u dont get the joke. What should i expect from a bunch of busters???