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  • Steve Jobs Tried to Bring Ninja Stars Onto Plane: Report



    [UPDATE: the geniuses at NMA.tv have created a highly informative video simulation of the event, added below]

    Steve Jobs is known for his temper, but apparently he's sometimes armed and dangerous as well. According to a report in a Japanese tabloid, airport officials told Jobs he couldn't bring the ninja throwing stars he had in his bag through the security checkpoint. The incensed CEO supposedly threw the shuriken in the garbage and told the security officers that he'll never visit Japan again. An Apple spokesman says that "the incidents described at the airport are pure fiction," adding that Jobs "hopes to visit Japan again soon."

    SPA!, a weekly magazine with a history of publishing controversial stories and manga, claims that security at Kansai International Airport near Osaka, had detected the weapons inside Jobs's carry-on bag in July as he was returning home to the U.S. from a family vacation in Kyoto. Citing unidentified sources at the airport and the transportation ministry, the story goes that Jobs blew up at security officials, complaining that he was going home via private jet, and that it would make no sense for him to try and hijack his own plane. However, the argument made no difference to the security, who are responsible for making sure that no weapons go into the secure area. For all they knew, it could have been a fake Steve Jobs, planning an attack. Eventually, Jobs threw the stars away while security watched, and groused that this was his last trip to japan.

    According to Bloomberg, a spokesman at Kansai Airport did confirm that a passenger had indeed attempted to board a private plane in July and had been stopped for having shuriken in his baggage. The spokesperson would not identify the traveler, citing the airport's privacy policy. An Apple spokesman told the Wall Street Journal's John Paczkowski that "Steve did visit Japan this summer for a vacation in Kyoto, but the incidents described at the airport are pure fiction. Steve had a great time and hopes to visit Japan again soon.”

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    Source: Apple 2.0
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Steve Jobs Tried to Bring Ninja Stars Onto Plane: Report started by Paul Daniel Ash View original post
    Comments 54 Comments
    1. wolverinemarky's Avatar
      wolverinemarky -
      Hysterically funny now japan is gonna have atennaegate forever lol teach them to mess with Steve


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    1. toyvan's Avatar
      toyvan -
      who cares if it's fake or not, that photo-shopped pic is shaweeeet!
    1. ronfin44's Avatar
      ronfin44 -
      Who knew Steve Jobs was a real assassin. I knew he was good at killing Flash and Signal Strength.
    1. macsoldier's Avatar
      macsoldier -
      Ninja stars, this guy has gone mad lol, I too would be a little mad due to my boarding my own jet lol, come on now, good to see security is doing there job.
    1. Jahooba's Avatar
      Jahooba -
      These funny rumors are the stuff of legend. 2000 years from now, when the "Order of the Core" controls the puppet regimes in half of Asia, Steve Jobs will be seen as some sort of phantom warrior demigod that stalked the Earth and could control technology with his mind, along with his trusted concubine Lady GaGa, and their arch nemesis: The Beatles. Who knows how pop culture will be interpreted then
    1. Zokunei's Avatar
      Zokunei -
      WOW, I'd love to think this is true... but, I don't.
    1. iamutman's Avatar
      iamutman -
      Totally fake story, but almost worthwhile posting cuz of that awesome Steve jobs the ninja picture
    1. sharpjunkie76's Avatar
      sharpjunkie76 -
      How many morons on here actually think bLowJobs fly's on an airplane with the likes of us. He fly's on private jets. Jeez these smart-phones are making people stupid!
    1. Tyronal's Avatar
      Tyronal -
      Tabloid newspaper report. Must be true. Not. Unless he's been watching Kill Bill too many times.
    1. tjb5099's Avatar
      tjb5099 -
      Haha epicly fake story got so many blogs posting on this its funny

      ~Tim
    1. awesomeSlayer's Avatar
      awesomeSlayer -
      Lmao
    1. jose060789's Avatar
      jose060789 -
      Haha funny.


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    1. sh33436's Avatar
      sh33436 -
      FUNNY role
      Fake or not
    1. blueblaze4444's Avatar
      blueblaze4444 -
      Quote Originally Posted by jose060789 View Post
      Haha funny.


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      Yeah?

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    1. zoso10's Avatar
      zoso10 -
      That's hilarious!!!
      But yes I could definitely see Steve Jobs trying to sneak some ninja stars back to the states, maybe a katana or two as well...
    1. one1's Avatar
      one1 -
      "I'm steve jobs b$tch!"

    1. ro0oney's Avatar
      ro0oney -
      haha, ninja guy with a bad temper!!
    1. Daerid's Avatar
      Daerid -
      Ninja Fail


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    1. taz1981m's Avatar
      taz1981m -
      Quote Originally Posted by Aliquippakid View Post
      Haha this is such a silly story. I work in a airport... Maybe jobs will visit Pittsburgh and try something dumb.
      Yeah Pittsburgh !!
      Sj is crazy.
    1. rhekt's Avatar
      rhekt -
      This is bogus. He would have had them officially checked in. Pure bogus speculation